thief

[unable to retrieve full-text content]Don't e-transfer her. You'll never see her or the $ . She works in Liberty Village and any verified information will be rewarded.

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make...

A drunk staggers into a police station to report his car missing. 'Where did you leave it' asked the constable, 'On the end of this key' said the drunk holding out the ignition key. The cop was'nt impressed 'You should be ashamed look at yourself in that condition, even your fly is open...

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car you...

Aman gave all of his seven umbrellas for repair at one time and told the shopkeeper he would pick it up in the evening while back from work. On the way to work in Bus, out of habit he grabbed the umbrella of the woman sitting next to him, got up and started walking. The woman started...

She's Nancy de Tlaxcala and works out of Cascades. Despite my having never sessioned with her, she says hola to me and calls me by name whenever I pass her in the alley. I have several monger friends who do her regularly - that's probably why she knows my name. Nancy is a shrewd chica...

Saturday i just decide to get relax en enjoy my day so i book a appointment with Anasthesia ( been there so many time always good moment ) But this Saturday was a nightmare. I arrived at the time for the appointment, the girl at the door name Angela told me she is busy got wait 20- 30 mins in...

An escort that I met stole money from me. Send me a private message and I'll tell you who she is so people can avoid her.

http://www.funnyblock.com/jokes/The_Teacher_the_Thief_the_Lawyer.html

That was a nice artistic joke ;)