1st Day in Thailand-I end in Patong on NYE

[Lores R]

Well guys.........here I go. I am no english major as a warning. I am staying away from Patong by design, but tonight I was headed west. I had scouted(Motorcycle) the area in the daytime to ensure i was not completely lost upon arrival.

I arrived at about 930p per a taxi from Chalong(500 BAHT) alone. Nothing I scouted could have prepared me for the crowd and the sights i started seeing. I grabbed a San Miguel light....to each his own I know. I started to walk down Bangla taking in the families, Lady boys and one happy heap of humanity. As I walk I feel the eyes/arms are starting to beam/drag me into every bar and I have to resist the urge at every turn. I stop at Tiger and was invited to sit and have a drink and people watch by another American couple. A few drinks later....enter the"want to bang my wife with me"? HMMMMMMM.......no Thank you...although I was flattered as she was quite the looker for mid-fortyish. I finish my drink and I think they rather I move on as I was not down for the dirty with them.

I leave there feeling pretty damn good and head to MTB......I arrive not knowing what to expect. But the short time I was there, people were more than gracious and friendly. I was invited to play some Texas Hold em for drinks. BINGO.......thats my game. Had a great time playing 3 others(owners wife/2 other men) on the bar. 2 forced Jagermiesters/3 San Miguel Lights and the night seems to be moving faster as the guy next to me says....GOTTA go to the beach for fireworks. He grabs a very nice looking lady friend and head off to the beach. I am not paying attention and wander aimlessly avoiding the toxic spray of the damn string stuff being sprayed everywhere. Watched the amazing fireworks show and damn near forgot where I was....as I spent last year in Vegas for NYE. WOW 2 years and 2 winners.

I decide to head back to MTB for some more card games....BUT I am dragged into Hollywood by 2 Thai girls...... my resistance skill is waning with continued intake of the stupid juice and it is only getting worse(Cue the Hangover music.....Losing my money, I am out of control,somebody help, she taking my bankroll....I am **** of the club. The 2 girls were moderately attractive.......once I walked up the steps...OMG :surprised:.......Thai sexies everywhere. Had to lose these 2 and find me a "pretentious ***** that will still **** you" as so eloquently put in a prior post on Hollywood. I circle slowly as this MF'r is packed with sweaty dudes and enough a$$ for everyone to take 2 with them. I applied more stupid juice to ensure my impure thoughts had no opposing viewpoints coming in to play tonight. Nothing like a Thai girl falling out of the air(jumped off seforum.xxxe) and wrapping her legs around me as a subtle hint....hey this may be the one who may be making my NYE memorable. We dance like crazy people and she is hanging with a gang of sexy thai ladies.........she was very slender,sexy, ample tits and slightly above average height(Did the ladyboy check up front:wink tongue and danced like her life depended on it. We stayed at the club til 4am........hopped a VERY expensive Tuk Tuk(it was NYE WTF?). Got back to my room and in the light of my room.......she was even better looking than in the club. We showered together and then it was ON! Poor girl.......I had the worse case of whiskey **** in history. I must have lost like 4 pounds sweating like a ***** in church banging and banging in every position to create just the right friction to knock it out! SCORE.................


I had the worst hangover in years....took me til 8pm the next day to feel moderately serviceable. But today...........I am heading back . I hear Mondays are as good as NYE everyday in Patong.

 

[I got a muffin!]

the ingredients are basically the same with a few less people and fireworks...glad you had a good time...I was in MTB as well (are you the guy with dreads?)

 

[RN2B]

No sir....I was playing cards with that guy for a short period. I am white about 250lbs/116kg with a very short/shaved head. I am heading back tonight.....not nsure i can handle that every night. You going tonight?

 

[LIBERAL MUZZIE]

nah i have had 5 nights out between Xmas and NYE..that's enough for me....i live here so have to pace myself

 

[slipknotmaggot]

heading over for night 2 in Patong! 2 weeks will be tiring and draining............i will need to put my big boy panties on and get after it while I am here.

 

[OldPilot]

Day 3- Patong again.......2n trip. Split a ride to Patong with a guy staying at the same hotel. So saved me a nickel. We arrived early and wanted to grab some western food as it has not been something I have had in a few days. Took in the western cuisine called Burger ****, maybe the best damn burger **** i have ever had. From there we felt as though this would be a Go-Go night. We walked in to Rock Hard a Go-Go and wow, could it get any better than this.........oh yes it could. We bellied up to the seforum.xxxe and ordered a few drinks. Spotted a few suitable ladies to chat with and I bought her a lady drink 160bht I believe. She was one of those that better afar than near. She was a thick asian with very nice breasts(Blinded me). She had very dark eye make up that I found attractive. Well that is until she opened her mouth and the attraction fell flat. Teeth were totally jacked(I know it is petty, but it is my premium I am scouting at the Go-Go's). We moved from there to Exoticca?? man....I was not fully prepared for what i was about to be exposed to. The people were all smiling and wincing simultaneously...which I though was impossible. Gold fish, Flowers, Ping Pong, Beer Bottles and the kicker a poor bird. They gave us a menu for drinks....500 baht a drink. F**k that...we asked for the real menu. She was not happy but gave us 160baht beer price. we drink one and get the hell outta there. SUZY WONGS- Cool place and more that a bevy a ladies to take care of you. I spotted the one I wanted to speak with.....she made eye contact and strolled over and said she would be right back. No problem.....plenty to look at. Well she came back and asked for lady drink...I obliged.....drink came....WHERE THE HELL THE GIRL GO?? Oh well finished our drinks and decided we did not like buying lady drinks for ourselves.... Went to the Diablo a Go-Go.......walked in and wow....one dancer stood out, Short, very petite and TIGHT! She had red hair in the front and mid length hair. Very different looking......waved her over and she was a knockout. Spoke very good english. She was chinese and Thai mix....FANTASTIC! A few dances and a lady drink lady WE are off(500 BF). We walk bangle enjoying the sights and listening to her speak english with a british accent was quite entertaining. She was a great guide. Tuk tuk (500bht) split with my friend who happened to stick it our with me all night. He was just hoping his Thai GF did not murder him when he returned Patong as she was unhappy of his trip across the island. He came back alone....well except for me and my date. I did not drink heavily and was not sloppy as I was on NYE. So we sit and watch the tele for a few. She showers...comes out and WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW.......very very tight......nothing bounced that was not supposed to. I cranked up some Kamagra Jelly for the first time ever and man....stuff works for real! I could break steel with that crowbar it created. I wielded it wisely and we were quite taken for a while. Woke up the next morning and she had the most pleasant demeanor and smile. Showered and ready. 2500 baht was the fee and i felt that was a much better time than the FL (2000-NYE price) I picked up in Hollywood NYE. We jumped on the scooter and headed back to Patong....stopped in Karon and ate breakfast on the beach. Perfect......She was hinting that we needed to go somewhere together. I took her number and told her I would see her again this week and left it at that. She was not pushy....but made it clear she would be down for GFE. Who knows....she was great boom boom and spoke perfect english......and drop dead sexy.

 

[Janet R]

Sounds like a great night and she'd be worth seeing again maybe

Staring out of my window here in gloomy England as it pisses down with rain; I've never missed LOS more

 

[vanhammer]

Day 4 i end up at the Mai Tai bar playing cards with the girls!Terrible thing to do if you were previously were planning on no dink dink night to recover. Oh well......did not quite work like that. PLayed cards at the bar for 1-1'5 hours. I was very lucky at winning in Hold em.......I won so many I bought lady drinks for the others as a peace offering. I met 2 guys there , both of which their names elude me. very nice people......me and the Texas guy went on a walk to see what trouble we could get in to. Well......walking Bangla, there was plenty to get in to. I was just going to check out my girl from the prior night in the club. I was shocked she was still there...she is unusually attractive and different. As we walked in, she jumped right over. I introduced my new friend and we had a few drinks. Bought her a lady drink and chilled for a few. She was getting a lot of action and I told her not to allow me to stop the dollar train coming through. She smiled large and said gottta dance and got on seforum.xxxe and got 4 bell rings/4 500 baht tip and a wad of 100's/20's....she was ready to go. BF and we all hit Hollywood. Quickly my new friend acquired a very sext lady for a night of dancing. We get near the seforum.xxxe and introduce ourselves to some londoners and proceed to party, drink and dance til 4am. I am the first one to depart Hollywood....not sure how his night went. I am sure i will find out shortly. Cab ride and boom boom......the girls makes her self at home and sleeps til 130p. We are up and on the motorbike getting Mexican food.....the girl loves to eat...not sure where she puts it. She says...lets go to beach. How can i resist that...off we go to her apartment. We chat and meet her roommate and tear offf for the beach. do be beachy stuff and the head back to her place. i get tp watch her shower and ready and then I need to leave. I drive back over the hill and think of what a great night i had last night.....and it was not even planned. maybe i can stick to not dink dink tonight.

 

[carrieo2guns]

You definitely found yourself a stunner, I'd keep her around! I left Hollywood with the tattoo girl around an hour after you did. I told myself no new BG's for a while but I'm a sucker for tattoos 555!!

 

[supertop]

ha...you going out tonight?

 

[usc]

I'm stuck at the apartment tonight doing some work but I"ll be out later in the week and we can meet up again and terrorize Bangla!

 

[Charlotte B]

cool man....may go to may Thai fights, then hit bangla! Need to get that shit work done and come out tonight! 5 hours before midnight.

 

[ben a]

Just touched down in the states to -4 degrees. OMG......depressing as hell. Will update the rest of the trip this week. Had a blast.....went to Cambodia for 3 days and took a girl with me. Amazing time

 

[Jamie in hiding]

It's called the LOS blues, book another trip and you soon get over it.

 

[Prime]

Well........already looking at summer for a r a shorter that 16 day return. Maybe 10.......16 was exhausting. But ****ing amazing!!

 

[Alan G]

yes 16 days drinking, late nights and different eating habbits does take its toll on the body.
imagine if you did that back home, your friends would do an intervention and put you in a rehab facility next to charlie sheen.55555
but a few days after getting home you just want to go do it all again.
glad you had a good one.

 

[Hem]

16 straight is easy, just have to force the booze down ya in the end! 55

 

[Jules]

My biggest realization was about going back to western night clubs. They will forever suck now. Go to Hollywood and bang any chick in the bar. Same in Cambodia......went to a Cambodian night club in SR Cambodia with a Thai girl and I had to beat the girls off with a stick. In the US.....clubs are forever ruined.

 

[Judas Priest]

Know the feeling all too well, all you do is have to smile and the deal is basically done... here you smile and they more than likely think your weird or you get a smack off there boyfriend! 555

 

[dmorgan924]

Awww...poor babies can't get a real girl...55