2 Dirty $ex jokes

[Mean Mommy]

Glad you liked them.
I will make more soon. I am just a little tired.

 

[Guest 2548]

The hippie joke....and the nun :hmm:

 

[Grekysselza]

watcha talkin bout brunette
:hmm:​

 

[Quan Le]

I loveeeeeeeee the Hippie one thats too funny !:clap k:

 

[dani girl]

HAHA heeps good keep bringing those good jokes Emin k:

 

[Pompal 09.]

/ditto dotdotdot

 

[tflmsklw]

lmao :lmao:

 

[Jalal]

WTF?????????

 

[Drew]

didnt like the first one, ive heard the second but it was still funny.

 

[tokyinnorne]

HAHAH ive heard the second one before but the first is good too.

 

[babyboysanchez06]

WARNING: These jokes are dirty.

Why I Love Her:

A guy is sitting in a bar with his friends bitching about going home to his wife.

His friends ask him why he doesn't want to go home to such a fine looking woman and he replies...

"Well, the problem is that she has Gonnorrhea"

So what say the friends, flip her over.

"Well, she also has diarrhea" the guy says.

"Yuck, but what about her mouth." The friends chime in.

"Halitosis" the man says.

"Damn, Why would you stay with her?" The friends say.

"Well," the guy replies "She also has worms, and you guys know how I like to fish."

Tricking a Nun:

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have *** with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have *** with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have *** with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have *** with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal *** so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having *** with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"