2 reviews - Secrets (sux) & Blue Pearl (rocks)

[Latin Guru(Retired)]

Went to Secrets (nee Embodyment, 518? Yonge) a few weeks ago out of some misguided sense of adventure and proximity. Greeted by a Chinese male, which is usually not a good sign, and told there are two girls, "Asian" and "European", also not a good sign. Usually just means Chinese and Polish - wish they'd just say that.

No idea why I went "European". Monica, who's probably a sweet girl and quite sensual in her personal life, just shouldn't be a masseuse. There is no level on which a connection could be made, and it's my own issue that I still generally get a "bodyslide" (whatever that means in these places).

Went away feeling dirty and cheated, and had to go to another spa a few days later just to wash away the feeling.

Blue Pearl - more girls, more choice. None of the ones I'd seen were there, and lotsa the new ones are skanks (not sure what the politically correct term is), but eventually settled in with Pamela. My, my, my. So young, so fresh, so sensuous. Wonderful smile, although in all fairness not the prettiest face. Body as marvellous as the good Lord makes them, and young enough not to really have to work out yet. And wonderfully, marvellously responsive, in the manner that only the fresh ones can be. The contact afterwards was if anything more sensuous than the contact before the releases. Mmm.... still licking my lips.

I think part of the rush of these is the fact that they're unexpectedly delicious...

It's worth saying that both times I meant to get to HFH, but it's such a pain in the ass to get to and to book! Ah well, variety is the spice of life... and don't spices and tacos go well together? And if we weren't made to eat pussy, how come it looks so much like a taco?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Can't disagree with more about Secrets and Monica. The place is no hell with all the showers removed since it was Embodyments and a fear of a vacum is evident. Was going to turn and make a run for the door but as I had little time and was there said what the hell.
Monica greeted me at the entrance and showed me to the room, very attractive girl not a waif more Angelina Jolie in shape which is ok with me. The wait was short and we talk about other options right from the get go another browny point in my eyes. Agreed on body slide and a price and where off to the races. The back massage was lackluster but let me tell you the boys where very well treated, something that I just love. This seemed to go on forever and when the flip came I fiqured she would go right for the finish line, boy was I mistaken. She jumps on me and starts kissing me all over(I had lipstick all over my neck and ears ) again keeping the boys in hand. She then turned around and sat on my chest and played and teased me till I couldn't stand it any longer. Washed me off and asked if I was ready for round 2 checking my watch I see that 1:15 minutes have passed and I had only paid for 45 minutes. I declined the offer as I was already late to meet a client, gave her a extra tip and smiled all day long

 

[Missy H]

Damn - YMMV so much that it sounds like someone else!

The "Monica" I saw had some sort of Cretien-type paralysis in one side of her mouth - did yours?

I didn't originally want to give that detail, but honestly your MPA sounds entirely different.

Or maybe I'm so much of an ******* that she just treated me differently - entirely plausible!

 

[vballnut153]

No the girl that I had was very attractive from Spain dark complection big tits

 

[the.beat_23]

Yep - different girl.