2x1 Massage

[Mark H]

been there had an ok session but no daty only bf can do it fuck massage suckeed try the other one near the police station ugly chicks used to have a great massage fuck spot all the way down the street theres a amp on rev that too laget to quit

 

[Sarah Maddison]

When you enter, the sportsbook is to your immediate left.

Like Casinos in California you buy a ticket and enter the number in the machine to get your credits. When you are done you can "log off" and take your ticket to the casino cashier and cash in.

There are no cards games. There was blackjack for awhile, but it was removed.

 

[jkbogart]

Follow-up question. I went to a casino on Revolucion, 2-3 blocks South of Benito Juarez. Is that Caliente? If so, how do you bet? I saw slot machines with a lot of people playing, but I didn't see any money transactions happening. I didn't even see a place on the machine to enter money. I also didn't see any sportsbook or card game type of activities.

Also, still looking for the semi-legit massage place to kill time while reloading.

 

[Pompal 09.]

@dirtemail i seen a live sex show in hong kong one nite one of the waiters got up on seforum.xxxe fuck the girl in doggie pulled it out and came all over her back i don't know if they do that all the time

 

[masshole in florida]

Michael Vic could help with the dog fighting shows I bet.

 

[320x200]

Personally I'd pay a dollar to watch Christians being fed to the Lions, Gladiator Games to the Death, Chariots with knives on the wheels, and those Roman Comedies and tragedies where they stick a slave up on seforum.xxxe an really kill them as part of the show. man those would have been great times, get tossed some bread, then head to the vomitorium.

 

[jkzimm04]

I know this has been covered in different posts, but I really wish there was a donkey show. How about cockfighting? (with roosters) Dogfighting? And what religious experiences are available in TJ?

 

[nuttercanadian]

make sure you bring your Donkey costume to the donkey show.

 

[Couman]

Okay, I get it. I don't think I could tolerate an hour of nagging. I'll take everyone's advise and pass on "2x1 Massage". Sorry, no TOFTT post upcoming on this one. Root motive for starting this post was to find relaxing activities while reloading, and all of you veterans provided me with some great suggestions. Sounds like I'll be needing even more funds now that I'll be doing Caliente and VivaMex. This is going to cut into my Las Vegas and Macau travel budgets.

A live sex show would be nice. Maybe even the mythical donkey show or a religious experience.

Happy Hunting,
dirtemail

 

[Princess Minx]

I had a great legitimate massage there at Both Worlds Massage from a midage lady called "Mary" or "Maria".... it was great.... I am sure they did hanky panky things there, but Mary always delievered.

 

[Timinator .]

The one across from the Wax Museum was called "Both Worlds Massage" and it was never a legitimate massage. I am friends with the guy that owned it. He also started VivaMex on Rev which is a legitimate massage and his ex wife now runs it.

http://www.vivamexspa.com/

Azteca massage has been in business much longer and it is on 4th and Rev I believe, but someone can correct me on this as I am not sure. I have seen it and never entered.

Edit: Ok upon a bit of research. Azteca is actually Aztec Massage. It is on the 2nd floor on the SouthWest corner of 2nd and Rev. I cannot find a website.

 

[Eat Beef!]

What other legitimate massage places are there? There used to be one across from the Wax Museum, but it closed down.... I love good legitimate massages....

Going back to Mermaids.... how can a business survived by tricking customers like that, I don't know....

 

[ckngbbbls]

Nope OCHobby, you are correct and that's the place. Thebadguy is right. The 2 for 1 "talking" special still exists because there's a a sucker born every minute. What straight man wouldn't want two women to massage them. However they simply want you to pay extra for the sex. If I wanted to have 2 women nag me about giving them money, I would stay at home with the wife and kids.

I have written about this place in my other posts and I would not recommend it. Do not expect to receive a legitimate massage. It's basically a situation where the owners receive their commission up front for the "massage" and then the ladies try to supplement their income with the upsell. I am not even sure if the ladies receive any part of the initial room entrance fee.

If you want a legitimate massage, try other places. I agree that once you try it, you won't repeat it. It's not worth it. The room is small and nasty. I don't think they change their sheets too often. The bathroom is a communal bathroom down the hall and you have to walk in a public hallway to reach it. You can hear the other mongers in their "massage" and action.......

But what the hell, try it once, different strokes for different folks. We just might have had a bad experience, your mileage may vary. Post about your experience!

 

[zara]

If this is the place where there drum up the girls to march up stairs for line up, in their school girl uniforms. been there, picked the cutest of the litter. It was August and incredibly fucking hot that night. So I go into the room with the girl, we skip the pretense of the massage, negotiate to fucker her and it was less than memorable. She gave me some BS about oh you made me cum (Like I really care), but it was fucking hot, I'm sweating like a lobster going into a pot of boiling water, and this bitch was cold and refused to have the fan on. My balls were sweating! And if this is a different place -well I hope I was entertaining.

 

[TaylorB]

You get heavy pressure from both of them from the 1st minute to fuck them at $100 each.... and then slowly dropping the price.... it is basically this: you pay $30 to negotiate with them for one hour..... they don't even take their cloths off....

That place got no customers. Everyone I talked to has been "once and done" and I am surprised it can survive this long....

 

[JESUSISLORD]

Getting back on topic. If I go into this place above Mermaids, ask for the $30, 1-hour, 2-naked girl massage as they advertize, no upselling, what can I expect to get?

 

[jon]

kittyfreak,

I was just re-reading some older posts in other threads and noticed that we were at the Cascadas at the same time in September. I have this notion that I was standing outside the alley side entrance to Cascacas talking to you for a half and hour. Your posts sound very much like what we were Chatting about. Could you confirm or deny?

Thanks,
dirtemail

 

[steveh4316]

thebadguy / OCHobby,

Thanks for the tip/reminder. I did read many advisories and lessons learned before my first venture to TJ and I used to follow all the rules of good situational awareness. I guess as I got more comfortable there, I started to forget. Thinking back recently, I have been seforum.xxxgering drunk through the streets and walked through alleys I've never been through just to investigate.

This is a real wake up call for my recent methods. Classic case of the loud mouth freshman on a new campus. I owe you guys and this Board for likely saving my life as my antics would have gotten more stupid without this reality check.

7-weeks till my next TJ trek. Anyone looking for a not too reliable wingman?

Happy Hunting,
dirtemail

 

[Woooolfff]

I'd even modify this further. TJ is not really safe, don't be the drunk guy that becomes the victim. Keep you wits about yourself and make sure someone else, not you, is the statistic. I've been there many times, not as many as other here, and I've never had a problem. Use the cabs, stay in the mongering areas, avoid the dark areas, and being drunk in front of cops.

 

[Marisa H]

I see you are a newcomer to this forum. Here is a bit of advice: don't get wasted in TJ. It is a safe place until you are drunk, then you'll attract a lot of attention who think they can take advaneforum.xxxe of you. Try to follow this rule of thumb: one beer per hour, give or take a few. If you average two per hour, then you are drinking too much. Besides, I agree that alchol numbs your senses so your fucks whol be as memorable....

If you want to get wasted, then get a 36 pack, invite some friends over to your house and do it there.....