735 Renforth

[edwardlova101]

new oriental place on 735 Renforth close to Eglinton & 427. one young oriental on duty only. 40.- room fee and usual services.Plaza is a run down one and place is inside next to hairdresser. Next door is a vet and the barking drives you crazy while being massaged.

 

[Fairytale]

There's got to be a Chinese Food Restaurant joke here somewhere!

 

[Hannnnnnahhh?]

Don't bother with this one. I'm not one to slam a place, but since someone brought this place up - I have to warn the membership.

I ventured in over the holidays. (that was my second mistake) Place was a dump, and was badly painted in a freaky yellow colour.

Attendant was kinda pleasant, thin, 20-something asian girl. However her massage was useless - it amounted to a kind of pinching motion on my legs for 5 minutes. (I didn't want the oil)

"Turn over please" - those infamous words rang out.......... I cringed and turned over. (after about 5 minutes)
She tried to upsell me - $60 for Topless, etc... I balked and protested politely.
We agreed on a sawbuck for topless (pay now please!!!)
She went right to the star attraction.
However, end of massage was very uninspired. "You not very turned on?" and "You not done yet?" just sets the tone in a oh-so-nice way! (especially since she was standing an arm's length away from me!)
Finally, I had to help her out. "Your time's up!!!!" WTF!!!
She reached over to pick up a ROLL OF TOILET PAPER to give to me so I COULD CLEAN MYSELF UP!!!

I politely tried to suggest to her that her service was sadly lacking, but she wasn't interested. (she claimed that she'd worked before as a MPA) I dressed in a hurry - didn't have anywhere to wash my hands (or dry them with anything for that matter!!!).

I scooted out of there and beat a hasty retreat on my bicycle.

What a waste of $60 and 20 minutes of my time.

I don't think I need to tell you that I won't come back.

And no, I wasn't hung over and in a bad mood!

Places like this drive me to drink.

Al Cohol

 

[Last Man Standing]

I scooted out of there and beat a hasty retreat on my bicycle.

That is funny.