A few dirty jokes.

[Deeplenon]

lol, nice ones.

 

[Justin D]

Very funny.more pleeeeae!

 

[Swalrylar]

Haha, pretty funny.

 

[mariwen]

Lmfao'd.



Eww'd, then lmfao'd.

 

[kqevguhyihaitrezj]

I Lol'd a bit

 

[jdm.4life]

A man and his son were talking about s.ex.

The son asked his father, "dad, what does a p.ussy look like?"

The dad asked him, "before or after s.ex?"

"Ummmm, before s.ex", the kid replied.

The dad said, "have you ever seen a beautiful red rose with soft red petals?"

"Yeah" said the son.

"Well, what about after s.ex?" said the son.

His dad replied, "have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise

 

[:D Jamie]

hahahahhaa the second one :lmao:

 

[hummerhead2002]

Lmfaoooo. xD
:lmao:
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[superspooky78]

Yeah..They seem to get around |: I couldn't think of any off the top of my head.

 

[Aarif Ameen]

Heard them before but still funny. :clap:

 

[Taummarer]

I figure i'll share a few dirty jokes I found funny.
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The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to screw your brains out, and suck your t*ts dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"
He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."​

How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.