a few reviews....

[Unregistered]

I have been avidly following this forum for a while (3 yrs, lol) and finally broke my sign up cherry and registered. I figured I have taken enough info from here, why not pay it forward and share a little of my own experiences, right?

now, lets be clear; I am a man on a steady, albeit limited budget (divorce: the screwing you get for the screwing you wish you got) and as such I cant partake every time the urge hits, the Oilers lose, or the gov't screws the pooch, like a certain afficondacio on here whose skinny name will remain a secret lol

I am, however, a not bad looking dude who very much believes in vfm and that if we share our knowledge, WITHOUT GETTING OFF TOPIC (sorry, hadda say it) we can patronize the good, starve out the bad, and ultimately increase our VFM!!!!

whew. ok, now the good stuff

since it was the hottest topic last month - TRISH -massage 8/10, looks 6-8/10 depending on the day, extras not inquired about cuz I went on a recommendation for a real massage after a fall.

SUKI/LILY/?? at 11ave/6st upstairs - I booked and asked for suki, got there and when in the room, Lily (scar on stomach) came in...asked where was Suki, she says Suki only weekdays, not Saturday - well, Im here, so what the hey - WRONG MOVE - paid for 30($45) min, and 10 min of barely touching my back with the oil she is putting on, she makes a grab UNDER my hip to big Jim and the twins (helloooo, they are right between my legs, no need to rip out my poor tummy hairs asks what I would like, I said topless hj, she wants - wait for it - 7 more greenies!!!! I said maybe just the h/e - 5 more greenies!!!!! I said 4 greens and I get to play with the man cannons or Im out, she agrees - nice boobs, but after the $$ shock, wasnt as fun as I hoped. her technique was robotic, and her moaning like a poorly paid pornstar wasnt helping - I finally managed a halfshot, and was handed a cold wet towel to clean myself up - vfm 2/10, looks 6/10, attitude 4/10

SYMONE - had an itch for a big set of brown man cannons, so I tried Symone out - short version, pics are close, but in person I'd say a 6/10 if you like BBW. sexy talk, etc, but a clock watcher for sure - as soon as the time was up, it was all about getting me gone. VFM is 5/10

Sweet massage, 17 ave and 56st se - been twice, because I didnt learn the first time - OVERPRICED, attitude is ALL about the money, very unfeeling techniques, just all around waste of my $$$ - I saw 2 different girls, both were 8.5/10 for looks, but looks are only part of the package VFM 0/10

Sexi Sadie, CL -- was about a year ago, pics are her, attitude is great, service is great, says she isnt a clock watcher, and she doesnt need to be - hand technique is A1, 5 star, and had me go boom very very nicely, then cleaned me up and finished rubbing the 10 min I had left without any hesitation - VFM 9/10

ELBOW MASSAGE --- THIS IS IN CAPS FOR A REASON -- BAIT AND SWITCH, MONEY GRUBBING, PISS POOR ATTITUDE ASIAN SPA --- not only me, but at least 3 others that I chat with, if there were ever places to boycott, this one and MAYFLOWER are them

SASHA -- the one off heritage -- ok, so lets just be honest; we all know she aint 30, she aint even 30 with 10 years experience, but she a) does a pretty damn good massage and b) gives a pretty decent f/s, hj is good, boobs are definitely big enough for titty fucking, but she does have a fair bit of a gut, and if you dont like that , dont go --- when she has a "special"on (at least once a week) $180 for f/s is probably 7/10 for vfm on the service end, but she is getting up there and is only a 5-6/10 on the looks dept -- if you like MILF

MAYFLOWER-------see elbow

it is my intention to try ELIN on 22x, COUGARTIME, and since no one else has the balls to take her on, I am gonna have to TOFTT one more time, cuz we need a review of the Airdrie Amazon, VIVIAN SAINT ( when I go, I'm taking an emergency transponder, cuz them is some big mountains!!!)

May the tug be firm, the smile wide, and the VFM 11/10 ----- BIGSTIKTRUKKR

 

[bigstiktrukkr]

....I had to post as unregistered, cuz it kept giving me an error message.....silly technology, trying to outsmart me, lol

 

[Yaller]

Hey, thanks for all the reviews. Let me know if you try out paradise massage on 5147 20th Ave SE. The backpage ads have me curious but I'm not about to be the guinea pig

 

[bigstiktrukkr]

that one used to have a diferent name, and the reviews were sketchy, but I know the ownership changed not long ago.....I am like you, and waiting for someone RICHER and with a penchant for being a GUINEA PIG (are your ears burning, SLIM?) to hit that one......

 

[Unregistered]

Yes thanks for the reviews, do let us know about Elin and your experiences with her.

 

[Yaller]

My mistake i got the name wrong, it's actually magical touch massage I'm referring to

 

[Unregistered]

What happened at mayflower and did u get fs from her

 

[bigstiktrukkr]

What happened at mayflower... What happened at mayflower.. What happened at mayflower...... Dude, you have been chirping this question on about 5 different threads..... You are obviously involved with Mayflower in some way, so let me help you out.... Close the doors and start over..... But please, please stop asking the... Same... Damn... Question.. Over and over again

 

[Unregistered]

The reason I keep asking is that I have seen her since she worked at lotus and she was a excellent fs provider. One excellent ride but then she changed to a total bitch. Just wondering if that happened to others or just me

 

[magicshoes]

I've seen Elin. Meh. Decent massage, decent HJ, not unattractive. I wouldn't repeat as there is better VFM out there. Bigstiktrukkr, we do need to find the best VFM out there. CJ massage was pretty good for that, but they are gone. More me, Sasha had the best VFM but with her prices going up, I don't know. Her looks are what they are, but the service she provides is great. Us VFM guys can't be too picky on looks.

I've heard great things about the Amazon. I little far from me and not inexpensive, so I won't try her out.

Sadie? How was the massage and what was her price for various services offered?

Thanks

 

[magicshoes]

This is a great thread. I've also seen Zoe 2 times. Not a great beauty, but a nice enough lady who does an enthusiastic massage and has extras at a reasonable price.

 

[bigstiktrukkr]

Ok, re mayflower, I understand your question and I apologize, but as you are probably aware, my reaction was more to do with thesame question on so many threads.... Sorry

RE Sadie... Massage was 7/10, I paid $$ for 1hr for nude with happy ending, and she was very receptive to most touching (I have SUCH gentle hands) ymmv, and remember, that was a while ago; anyone seen her recently?

RE Zoe...... Saw her about a year ago, and maybe I hit her on a bad day, but she wanted 8x greens for naked no touch 1hr.....we talking about same Zoe, basement near the tracks?

I fear not the Amazon, for she, like I, seek pleasure in the purest of forms.......... That would be $$$and sexxxy fun, for you newbies out there.......

BIGSTIKTRUKKR

 

[magicshoes]

I think I am more of a cheapskate than you, bigstiktrukkr. My standard is the $120 massage from Sasha. It going up makes me sad, even if it is just $20. For Zoe, it starts at $80 including the HJ and a decent massage that she takes pride in (its not perfect). For 20 more I've played with her tits, although I think her standard topless fee is 120, not 100. You are correct that it gets much more expensive for very little in return.

You should try nikki vadda from backpage. Her prices are on her webpage, although it can be tricky to reach.

 

[Unregistered]

Just moved into renfrew area looking for a good MP close by that offer extras. I see some on edmonton trial can any one help me out with where to go and where not to

 

[bigstiktrukkr]

I confess, I have not been to ANY Nikki's we have here.... I alwayswa nted tohave a go at the one who used to be on 16th Ave only served clients over 35, I had heard she really really liked her wine, but was an amazing vfm; however, I have not s een her ads since I got out of purgatory...... Do you have the website address for your Nikki?

 

[magicshoes]

Just search nikki on calgary backpage body rubs. She posts a link to her website, but it doesn't seem to work. With a little research, you can find a working link in the Ft Mac section. I can't post it here due to Massage Planet rules I guess. Here Sept 14 Ft Mac add has a working link. I believe it is 100/30min, 160/60. Both nude and a HJ. There is room for extras up to FS I belive but have never enjoyed that.

 

[Unregistered]

Sasha 5-6/10.you crazy? She's a 2 even without the
ass on her stomach. I don't want to imagine the ogres
you've been with.

 

[magicshoes]

Sasha is not one that does well with x/10 ratings. She is bigger than "a medium build" and her looks are not "above average", but she provides a solid massage with a solid ending at a reasonable price. It is what it is. However, with her recent price increases, she's loosing her value edge. Not everyone is looking for the 10/10 19 year old porn star look. I prefer a normal gal giving a decent massage with some fun at the end, and boobies, for a decent price. Different strokes for different folks. If you have more to contribute, register and share your knowledge.

 

[bigstiktrukkr]

Ahhhh, Sensei Magic shoes, yours is a strong and logical response...... Teach us the way of the rub, oh rigid one! (bowing deeply)

:-D sorry.... Couldn't help myself, but I do agree... Opinions hold much more weight when registered, and not just another random drive by attit ude.

 

[Unregistered]

Re: Vivian Saint --- mucho $$$$$ spent 15 greenies for a non clock watching deluxe service, immaculately clean bathroom and shower, she asks what are all the things you want? I wanted EVERYTHING - massage, prostate play, DATY and then f#cked her doggy, she finished with a 10 minute massage and cleaned me up. She was polite and affectionate. Just damned expensive!