JUMPMASTER
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Fellow pooners! I saw an ad on CL regarding Maggie 20 year old (at Tom's). So... TOFTT (and its my first doing a TOFTT) And before you start reading I would like to tell you guys that I have paid for all of you, and you don't need to pay for her ever again!
I don't want to sound too brutal. But, to keep it euphemistic, I finally understand what necrophilia is! For those that don't understand, "it's screwing a dead person" (I really mean it). I couldn't keep my hard on! For an early twenties SP that's 2 weeks old, she really doesn't know how to have sex!
Anyway, no DFK, LFK, or anykind of K. No DATY, 2 min CBJ, no digits. Doesn't know how to CG? (OMG... how can you not know CG or ACG?) Only MISH. Mission impossible! I paid for the most Expensive HJ in my life time! So, guys stay away! And Tom, make sure you try her out yourself before ripping us pooners! Cause' in terms of Mileage, she hasn't even reached puberty.
Fellow pooners, please advise me on which SP to try at Tom's. I DO NOT want this incident (even though its understandable she's really newbie as hell) ever happening again!
L: 7 (just because she's young, but definitely lacks cute OR beauty)
A: 1 (jeez I want to go negative numbers!)
S: 1 (jeez I want to go negative but Tom's place is nice and rooms are nice... so 1 for the place!)
LS
P.S. The picture is not her. Definitely not as cute. Period.
I don't want to sound too brutal. But, to keep it euphemistic, I finally understand what necrophilia is! For those that don't understand, "it's screwing a dead person" (I really mean it). I couldn't keep my hard on! For an early twenties SP that's 2 weeks old, she really doesn't know how to have sex!
Anyway, no DFK, LFK, or anykind of K. No DATY, 2 min CBJ, no digits. Doesn't know how to CG? (OMG... how can you not know CG or ACG?) Only MISH. Mission impossible! I paid for the most Expensive HJ in my life time! So, guys stay away! And Tom, make sure you try her out yourself before ripping us pooners! Cause' in terms of Mileage, she hasn't even reached puberty.
Fellow pooners, please advise me on which SP to try at Tom's. I DO NOT want this incident (even though its understandable she's really newbie as hell) ever happening again!
L: 7 (just because she's young, but definitely lacks cute OR beauty)
A: 1 (jeez I want to go negative numbers!)
S: 1 (jeez I want to go negative but Tom's place is nice and rooms are nice... so 1 for the place!)
LS
P.S. The picture is not her. Definitely not as cute. Period.