A Very Official Love Letter

[Shafagh H]

This might be Old...Didnt remember someone posting in FE

To

Juliet


Sub: Offer of love!

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 13th of February (Saturday).

With reference to the meeting held between us on the 15th of Feb. at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent.

Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.


The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses.

However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.

I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,


Yours Sincerely,

Romeo

 

[Jolly Roger]

too much official..... :hoho: :hoho:

 

[Girl of the Wolves]

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 

[Pompal 09.]

omg :lmao:


That was too good :rofl: :lmao:

Repped :youpunk:

 

[DueNov17th2009]

The best part is of forwarding :rofl: :rofl:

 

[JGV]

I shall write such letters to my sexy clients :youpunk:

 

[Mr. Blackfist]

^Forward their addresses to me.

 

[jejos]

You should know that those sexy clients of his are Arab Sheikhs :hoho:

 

[leroybrugger]

Oh noes! :lmao: :rofl: Andy :hoho:

 

[izetduyiioaiijehp]

^^ :hoho: :hoho: :hoho:

 

[binkelicious]

Ande :hoho: :unzipped:

 

[Richard F]

Arab Sheikha's & not Sheikh's :under: