ahhh kids!!

[Really Dude]

A four year old and a seven year old talked in their room about how they are grown up now. "It about time we better start cussing" said seven year old Johnny. Four year old Andrew nodded aimlessesly not really knowing what cuss words meant. The seven year old continued, "When we go downstairs for breakfast tomorrow morning, I will say a sentence with hell and you will say a sentence with ass".

The next morning, their mother greeted them in the kitchen by asking what they wanted for breakfast. Johnny said, "Aw hell mom I'll take some cheerios". In response to this, their mother spanked him, yelled at him, and sent him up to his room with no breakfast and was to be grounded for the day. The mom then turned to Andrew and said, "What would you like for breakfast?". Andrew, still shaking and confused about his brother's mishap, said, "I dont know, but you can bet your fat ass it wont be cheerios."