Alphacare, 17 min from downtown??!!

[cdh77477]

There are ads downtown that say Alphacare is 17 minutes from where you are standing looking at the ad. WTF?! Did they measure that using a Ferrari at 2 in the morning or what?
I pity the poor tourist who hops in a cab to go there only to find it takes 45 minutes and costs him $40. Not a good way to head into a session and then find a rude and crabby receptionist to boot!

 

[a-z]

By taking the subway to Downsview and a bus north on Dufferin up to Steeles, it's got to be a minimum of 30-35 minutes.

 

[Anton]

...lots of places do this - and it sucks.

I was looking at going back to the Bahamas. I'm reading about the amenities of the different resorts..."minutes from the beach" - yeah right.

This is prevalent in the hotel business right here in Toronto too. Did you know that the Royal York is only 20 minutes from the Pearson airport? Excuse me? "Steps away from the CN Tower"...

 

[i-luv-vampires]

I always snicker when I see the sign on the NW corner of Lakeshore and Bay...


Maybe it's 17 minutes as straight as the PENIS POINTS...

From the St Mike's Heli Pad to Alpha care it's probably....oh...no more than 10 minutes.

 

[Harry O]

Perhaps even faster, with a raging hardon...

 

[Froggy McFrogfeet]

Are these are the same people who ensure that your session is 30 minutes long?