Are MPs legal in Brampton?

[Courtney M.P.]

Sorry guys im a newb, but i have read alot about the legality of it all so is it legal to enter a nude massage parlour in Brampton can u get busted by LE there? Or is it only illegal in the GTA area and only those get busted. Thanks for the help guys

 

[Gavin]

my understanding it is illegal everywhere. this is what i heard from MP's themselves. you are safer in Brampton though. do research on massageplanet.net and other websites. I am always nervous attending any MP establishment.
LE are usually looking for underage MPA's.
stick with well known , well run places.
dont take any valuables inside. No jewellery , watches etc.
car keys? figure something out.know the law and your rights!!
research!!

 

[monkey95]

Where exactly would you suggest leaving your car keys?

 

[Yellowdog]

up the cornhole.

 

[nat]

i cant recall but it was bought up before on another thread about car keys.
bring two sets. leave one in car. hide one in bush's or something!
if you have on star they can unlock ur car!!!
hey , I dont know where to leave keys that's why i put a question mark.
I al know it takes once , only once and your screwed.
I remember when an MPA told me about how the place she worked got robbed and everybody was hurled in the back room.
try explaining that situation to family , work ( company car) , insurance etc...

 

[Danielle P]

Funnnnny ..

 

[CANUK]

What if someone sees you hiding them in the bushes and steals your car?

 

[Scarlette Starr]

..may be licenced places...and rarely bothered by the coppers...TRUTH IS..they are all illegal in a criminal sense, in that - being in a bawdy house- make you culpable.

Now, in most cases seemingly the coppers use discretion and DO NOT enforce the rules...like many Criminal laws..these are ignored....

BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE......a bawdy house is a bawdy house is a bawdy house.

If your 'found in' - you MAY BE CHARGED!!!

Now..AGAIN - Judges too may use discretion AND NOT CONVICT - but by then the information and charges are public and can be researched by anyone!! Including your wife!

Anyone who tells you differently is naive.

 

[YVONNE]

totally accurate!! The one thing I want to clarify for you guys is that there is a HUGE difference between a "license check/walk thorough" and a "raid"!!!

As an MPA, its part of our job to deal with LE (bylaw and uniforms). And as a customer, at some point, you may be around when they visit...some are nice guys and let you go, hell some even let you finish! And some fought with the wife in the morning and havent hobbied in a while, and they might be jerks and ask questions...but during a license check, you arent 'in trouble' for being in the spa, or even in session.

A raid is a whooooole other story...and that tends to stem from investigation, and therefore REASON to investigate!!! Like most things in this business, discression and privacy are GOOD!

ok, thats all I wanted to say

 

[Immortale]

I remember there were two times where when I left a MP there were cops sitting in the parking lot right in front of the MP and I thought OHHHHHH CRAP!!! What the hell do I do now?...I just hopped in my car and drove really carefully keeping my eye in my rear view mirror waiting to see the cherries being popped...thank god nothing happened

 

[talal s]

The GTA covers a whole list of jurisdictions, Brampton included among them. In Toronto some places are licensed to give erotic bodyrubs, but outright nudity and services like odyrubs are not on the permitted list. Other places stretch the definitions of loosely-defined licensed activities such as "holistic services" to include the sort of rub you seek. Similar situations in Peel Region (which includes Brampton) and other parts of the GTA. York is famously tough.

The civic officials who enforce those licenses are like health inspectors in restaurants. They have their rules, and issue tickets if there are violations, but stuff that goes beyond their purview, they basically ignore. Which does not mean they won't have a word with the cops to keep an eye on the place.

The cops don't give a flying if the place has umpty-seven licenses; they enforce the Criminal Code and no one can 'license' criminal offences. So if they believe they've got what it takes to charge someone they will. It could be they don't care if the charges later get thrown out, if their goal was just to shut the place down.

Google and Search "bawdy-house" for the many, extensive discussions of how that applies to MPs wherever they are in the country. Basically, if sex acts are being exchanged for money in the place—and a HJ is a sex act, though the money part may be arguable—you can be in trouble just for being inside. And heaven help you if minors are involved.

But if no one's complaining, your LE is well aware that it has better things to do than bust well-run, discreet MPs that are already being 'policed' for health and cleanliness by the city.

 

[Memphis]

I'm still confused by the car keys dilemma.

What if there's a raid and I want to try to make a getaway, I run to my car, only to remember that I left the keys hidden in a bush, then I have to run back to the bush, retrieve my keys, then run back to the car...

I'll just stay home and jerk off.

 

[bobjohnson]

I also cannot figure out why you'd want to hide your car keys.

 

[Carly]

And how about your wallet? Wouldn't it make sense to ditch your I.D.? Or do you leave it in the car, then hide your keys in a bush and risk someone seeing you do this, steal your car and go nuts with your credit cards and identification?

 

[Gazelle]

This thread is making me consider to become a priest

 

[ladycoltsfan]

I don't know about you guys, but my pants are always in the room with me and anything that's in my pockets is pretty safe.
I know there are places where the shower is in another room. If it's a place I don't know, I just bring my wallet with me to the shower.
How friggin complicated is it to go for some fun?

 

[Artist]

Or a car valet.

 

[Bro]

MP establishments get raided for drug use also. I have heard of places where there are drugs.
regarding the car keys comment i made.
it was a thought. if a place gets robbed and lets fac it these places are great targets.if the theifs see your car keys and lets assume you dont drive a pinto and bam there is a car to take off in.
havent any of you guys seen any MPA's names in the paper after a bust?
also clients?
i always drive around and look for LE activity - unmarked cars etc staking a place out. I also park far away.

 

[Maureen]

damn this hobby is expensive. now i gotta buy a cheap car?