Ask Red

[takersbrother]

Maybe Rusty is on to something here, lets give it a try.

Dear Red, I was recently at hfh with an appointment to see Jennifer for the first time. At first glance, she was girl next door type and gave me no clue what was in store for me. When she entered the room to start the session, I noticed her eyes suddenly became extemely sensual. She started with a unique back rub with nice teasing. Next was some awesome teasing in front of the mirror. She was really easy to talk to and we laughed alot. The rest of the session was just a blur. The release was truly unique and amazing {all within limits]. My question, in light of your previous post is, how can I tell if we really connected? It sure seemed like we were on the same page but with all the clients she has and all the good reviews on her, is she Charlize friggin Theron or does she truly want me to come back to see her.
signed,
Once smitten twice shy
face 8.5
eyes 10
body 8.5
attitude 10
sensuality 10
repeat yes
cost $40+100

 

[joe_bhoy_09]

I think Red has disappeared with Indian Lover somewhere down in Greensboro, South Carolina.

 

[June V]

Dear Red,

I think I'm finally ready to take the next step with my MPA's. Do you think it would scare them off if I brought my family to the spa to come meet them?

Thanks a lot, Red.

 

[Rob]

My Mom was a huge Civil War buff, so I travelled extensively through the Carolina's as a child.

I'm sure Red and I will be very happy together in CHARLESTON, SC.

.... or was that supposed to be a secret ?

 

[Misfit_101]

I think your secret is out.

 

[^__^]

Cute. Next time you go, bring Rusty with you to add moral support and a bit
of jocularity to the experience. But don't throw out the baby with the bathwater
if it takes some time to establish some rapport with a new mpa.
Worse case scenario, you will have a great day with Rusty anyway! LOL

 

[Penelope]

Yes. She may think your family is looking for a free ride from the sweat
of her labour. Bringing Noguy with you and your family could turn the
meeting into more of "We were just in the area" visit, as opposed to
a "look where my gold mine works" visit.

Worse case scenario, noguy and your family could hit a Oyster Emporium, chill over rice wine and swap MP stories!

 

[MZ. KRAZY]

We could visit Cold Mountain and maybe try to use the Confederate Money
that was passed down to me through the generations and get a massage.
Cold Mountain has an MP called, South Care O' Vagina, that specializes
in Goat Back Walking. The hooves really dig into the lats and loosen up tight
muscles.

Then we could look into adopting a child. Billy Bob. No wait, Billy Bob "Michael".

 

[Free Caledonia!]

Good point. Even though I'd only be bringing my family there so she could get a chance to meet her future in laws, I can see how she might interpret the meeting as my family wanting to free load off of her MPA earnings.

Thanks again, Red. You're the best around. Nothing's gonna ever keep you down. You're the best around. Nothing's gonna ever keep you down.You're the best around. Nothing's gonna ever keep you dow-ow-ow-ow-ow-own.

Massage till the end cause your status will depend on the slides that you give.

Ah you gotta be proud starin' out in the clouds when the bodysliding odds defy you. Try your best to give good sessions to them all and one day time will tell when you're the one that's standing there you'll reach the final bell.

INSPIRING GUITAR SOLO.

Bodyslide till you drop.Don't ever stop. Can't give up till you reach the top. You're the best in town, listen to the hobbyists pleasent sounds, you always bring them up when they're feeling down.

INSPIRING GUITAR SOLO.

Red Stiletto - We did it Mr Miyagi!!!!!

Mr Miyagi - Only two thing Miyagi know.......ka-ra-tay and bodysliding.

INSPIRING GUITAR SOLO.

 

[Kenji]

Rust, that song is f**king hot!!!!

Is that from the YMMV debut album.? What's the title of the song?

How about these!

Red Hot Sliding
Slip n' Slide
Slide Rhapsody
One Slide, Two Minds

 

[Almost Happy Housewife]

It's the song that was playing in Karate Kid while Daniel Russo was beating all of those mean Cobra Kai guys at the All Valley Karate Championships.

The song is called "You're The Best" it's by Phil Esposito's less famous brother, Joe Esposito.

If you want, I can make a copy of the song for you and bring it for you when I come to see you for my next session.

 

[Dark Lord of Truth]

[Q]If you want, I can make a copy of the song for you and bring it for you when I come to see you for my next session.[/QUOTE]

You remember I am girl.....right?

Sorry....lol...couldn't resist!

 

[Lebeautemps]

You remember I am girl.....right?

Sorry....lol...couldn't resist![/QUOTE]

I'm bi-sexual, not all the way gay. Sometimes I enjoy the warmth the a woman's bossom gives me, and that sometime is this week.

I'll bring you the song when I see you later on this week.

 

[jplatt39]

lol, you guys are better than a soap opera

 

[Snarky]

Now, now, adabest.

 

[New T]

I'm game whenever you are, Paul. Maybe on the way back we could stop off for some Granny Smith apples? Enjoying some Granny Smith apples together would be the perfect end to a perfect evening.

 

[Wackoz]

I'd love to see the look on the mpa's face when you give her the CD. It will
be her most confused moment of 2005.!

 

[Sandralynn]

But I just told you I'd be giving it to you.Why would you be surprised?

I'm on to you, Red. You can't fool me or my pubes.........muwahahahahahaha.

 

[leila]

The only thing your on to is a hard-on.

 

[dontheturner]

Can you activate your PM's so I can send you my educated guess?