Avoid Psycho B*itch!

[dnt4get2luvme]

A K A Ferrari @ legends. For the rest of this post I will refer to HER as PB.

Tried to have a one hour session with her Sat. night but she is a very immature girl that has no idea what service actually means. I arrived 5 minutes before our session,was met by the receptionist who told me that PB was "running a bit late" and that I should wait in the first room near the back door. 15 minutes later she comes back and says that PB has arrived and I should jump in the shower so I turn on the water and get undressed. Go to get in the shower and the water is freakin ICE COLD so I crank it all the way to the left, no change, so I crank it all the way to the right, still freakin ICE COLD. Have YOU ever tried to wash the LG is ICE COLD water? About 30 seconds of that I get out and towel off and try to warm up, another few minutes passes before PB arrives and we exchange pleasantries and I ask if I could give HER a massage. "NO" she replies, " I am too hot right now". Then she asks me if I am one of those PERB guys and like an idiot I reply Yes I am. That's when things REALLY started to go downhill! BIG mistake on my part, fella's when asked that question, play dumb! After a few minutes of her massaging me she asks if she can give me a bj so I flip over and she struggles to slip on the cover so I have to do that for her. While the CBJ is taking place I try to caress her arm but touch her hair.
Restriction # 1, Do not touch her hair!
I then ask her if she likes her titties played with, ( one of the reasons I wanted to see her). She says that they are too sensitive and every time I kiss them she will charge me an extra 10 dollars, WTF???
Restriction #2, No kissing the titties!
We then proceed to doggy, great ass to grab, nice view but I wouldn't dare touch them titties. After about 2 minutes she utters those words every pooner hates to hear, "You gonna cum soom"? No sweetheart, I'm not a pornstar that cums on cue.
We then switch to her on her back and me standing at the side of the bed as she "does not like guys on top of her". So I say that kissing her neck is out of the question? Bingo.
Restriction #3, No guys on top.
Restriction #4, No kissing her neck.
Did I mention that she locked her keys inside her locker and therefore had NO lube! After about 25 minutes the sex part was over as far as she was concerned and asked me if I wanted a HJ. I politely replied "with NO lube"? This is when the drama started, me thinking that since we were done she would charge me for half an hour, she thinking that we had an hour of FS that I should pay the full $$.4. I. like a calm rational adult tried to reason with her that only 30 minutes has passed and since SHE had no lube for completion that I should not have to pay the full price. This is when she started screaming and swearing at me, the more I tried in a calm reasonable tone to reason with her, the louder she became. So I then take off the condom, walk over to my wallet and take out $$.4 and put on the table and start to get dressed, (without another freaking ICE COLD shower). She runs over and grabs the money all the while screaming at me to get the F*uck out of here and don't come back. I dress as fast as I could and she comes over and throws the .4 back at me and also throws the rose I brought her, saying don't ever book with me again, I calmly say to her, "don't worry, I will NEVER see you again". Finished getting dressed and calmly walked out as she slammed the door shut screaming and swearing the entire time.

To all my fellow pooners out there, if you were thinking about seeing her, save your money for one of the other well reviewed ladies as Psycho Bitch is a total waste of time and hard earned money. If I can spare one pooner from an experience like this then this post was worth it.

 

[unwritten]

Ouch. When it gets bad it gets really bad... I had a similar experience in Victoria last year. I was so pissed off I got up and walked out, drove across town to visit the competition, to my great satisfaction.

There is an upside. Next time can only be better. (not with PB)

Cheers

d

 

[Pompal 09.]

You should have said "no, I'm from massageplanet". She would have fucked you like a porn star instead of giving you the PERB special

 

[MrNeutral]

Thanks PL I was thinking of giving her a try. Not now !! You saved me from wasting my hard earned $.

 

[quitemetalrebel]

Thanks For Info I Was Going To Book But I Think I Will Stay Far Away From That Place Thanks ..

 

[Ana]

Methinks a NEVER DO list is required.

Sorry to hear about your pain PL, thanks for sharing it and helping us avoid that mistake.

 

[wild bill]

Thanks for the info and sorry to hear about your bad experience. Is there any management over there that you could complain to? I always seem to see on the MP websites that one of their priority is quality services. As you have experienced, clearly there was no service.

 

[MarinaFerrari]

That's Bullsh*T!

Thanks for the tip!

I've never been to Legends and I never, ever will.

 

[eastwoods]

Thanks for the warning, PL. She has been around for a while so there's no excuse for her to be this bad.

Don't think I will be going to Legends anytime soon, the place keeps going from bad to worst. And what's up with the ice cold shower? How many times has someone already complain about that on either boards?

 

[heather06]

I feel your pain and thank you for confirming what we have all been suspecting about her. Her first two reviews while she was at 50 Street were OK and since then no one has been able to have an enjoyable session with her. Too bad, she is quite the Looker.

 

[doodoo in my pants]

Once and a while you have to have a really bad session to make you appreciate the good ones more.

Thanks for taking one for the team.

 

[Tracy Max]

I have to say that I am becoming more and more frugal in my experiences. My disappointments hurt a lot less at $50 to $80 than being charged full bore for relatively similar service provided at a lower price.

Being charged the full bang for a poor bang has to hurt the mainstream MPs at some point.

That being said it is the lady not the establishment that sets the level of service provided.

Thanks for your review and sorry about your experience.

 

[italianscotschick]

That is brutal....what did she think she would accomplish by screaming at you....sorry you had to go through this.

Red

 

[Ania B]

I totally agree with you there, Kashs. It seems that there is no leadership at Legends and the place has gone in the crapper. Based on all the recent bad reviews it seems that a number of SPs at Legends don't give a shit weather they see you again or not.
Even the Legends White Knights will have a hard time defending this behaviour.

 

[ajwooding]

I think there should be a trophy awarded for the worst session endoured by an Edmonton or Calgary massageplanet member in 2009.
So far, this one is the leader by a country mile!

 

[Big Yoda]

I met her once and instantly got a bad vibe about her. Sorry to hear what happened to you. If it was me she was yelling at, I would have gotten dressed and asked her to call whoever is in charge that night. They would have asked her to leave the room and I'd probably have gotten some of my money back. Thanks for posting.

 

[Fingertoes]

makes me wonder why she is even in the business since she obviously doesnt like it.

 

[sandra e]

Don't want to hijack the thread, but this did strike my funny boner. If the mods or Pussy Liquor want to move this to it's own thread go ahead.



My contribution



Trintrin's contribution.

 

[RedNinja]

Amunut, I'd definately say that you and Trintrin are in contention for the worst session of 2009. I'd still have to give it to Pussy Liquor though, as at least you two guys weren't getting screamed at. I must say that I've never heard of that happening before.

 

[beebler]

Sounds like she picked the right name for herself, Many Ferrari owners would be picky and say
#1 - don't touch the paint
#2 - no pictures of the license plate
#3 - no parking close to my ride
#4 - no asking if you can sit in it

We pay good money for a great session and if there is that many restrictions, they should be mentioned before the session starts.


Legends has some great pictures keeping their web site up to date, great large rooms but management should make sure these sessions don't happen that give a bad name overall to the whole place and maybe hurt traffic for the other SP's.

Sorry for your experience.

B