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After an mind-clearing hike in the mountains, I was driving back to civilization when I saw a massage parlor I never noticed before and thought it would be a good idea to get loosened up.
As I waited in a private room, an attractive, petite Asian woman appeared and asked me where she should start. I pointed at my feet and she gave me an incredible foot massage.
I asked her to go a little higher, and she kneaded my calves, which felt amazing.
When I asked her to go even higher, she shook her head profusely, and pointed to the door, demanding I leave!
Perplexed, I asked her what I did wrong... She said, " You broke Rule #3 of this subreddit: no massage knee ."
#joke
Read more on page Jokes of the day for Wednesday, 14 August 2024
As I waited in a private room, an attractive, petite Asian woman appeared and asked me where she should start. I pointed at my feet and she gave me an incredible foot massage.
I asked her to go a little higher, and she kneaded my calves, which felt amazing.
When I asked her to go even higher, she shook her head profusely, and pointed to the door, demanding I leave!
Perplexed, I asked her what I did wrong... She said, " You broke Rule #3 of this subreddit: no massage knee ."
#joke
Read more on page Jokes of the day for Wednesday, 14 August 2024