BEWARE!!! Clinique Royale - BEWARE!!!

[newvisionjds]

DO NOT GO!!!!!
Name: Clinique Royale
Where: Elginton and Midland (under bride
to Kennedy subway station.
Massage: BAD!
MPA: BADDER!!
Experience: BADDEST!!!

I went to this place last week. Was in a bit of a rush so, against my better judgement, agreed to let this homely, gastly Asian woman named "Mimi" massage me because she said the other attendant was busy. (TIP: Mimi sounds delicious on the phone)
The massage was the most god awful thing! I am still trying to figure out what the "F" she was trying to do!
Room was nice, the place compact, the atmosphere kind of odd because of their location and the fact that everyone and their grandma can see going into this place (wouldn't be so bad if the girls were actually worth it).
I tried to keep my eyes closed the whole time and imagined that it was Martha Stewart (trust me, she's much sexier than anything I saw there that day) was massaging me. Made the mistake of openning my right eye (currently making plans to have him removed from my body since he betrayed me) and was just completely turned off by Mimi's appearance! (not trying to be mean, just honest). Time comes now for the finishing number and she does even try to remove her top (which was already paid for at the
beginning) so I had to remind her. BAD MISTAKE!!! G.R.O.S.S.- point blank!!! (if ya get my drift). Now, I was trying to think how I can ask her to put it back on while she was ...um..huh...'servicing' the plumbing. Thought probably wasn't a good idea so I tried to imagine someone prettier doing it.....ME!
Let me tell you, I've been kicked in the nut-sack hard before....H.A.R.D!!! I got more pleasure out of that than I did from whatever the hell it was that she was 'barely' doing!! I couldn't wait to come and go....FAST!! I felt like asking her to leave the room while I finished myself off by myself........hate when the sentence gets into that endless loop!.....but thought it would just be quicker to finish and go.....And go I did!
Never to return. I wouldn't even subject my worst enemy to that place! Hell, I wouldn't even wish it upon Sadaam Hussein!! (Please forgive my spelling Sadaam) ....

My fellow hobby goers, memorize these adds, and the name "Clinique Royale".
DO NOT EVEN THINK OF GOING!!!

PETITE CUTIE Amazing Massage By Oriental Sweetie. Mimi 416-266-3251 Scarborough [In the words of Kramer on Seinfeld, "Ya-ma-hama!!"]

 

[Caitlyn]

Don't know what happended!!
Wasn't done with that warning I was posting!

So, to recap, stay away from Mimi, Clinique Royale...
and....here are some more ads for the same place:

! E. Indian Hottie ! Busty & Beautiful. Amazing Massage Asha 647-899-7814 Scarborough

*European Delight* Petite Busty Blonde. Magical Touch Monica 416-266-1214 Scarborough [confession: didn't see her BUT any place that can hire Mimi........need I say more?]

Ya know what, do yourself a favour and just stay away from anything in the bounded by the perimeter of Midland/Eglinton to Kennedy/Eglinton. You can go anywere that is slight East or West of that region.....

For the love of God man, just TRUST ME!!!!

I want to thank my producer, without which I would never have been able to make this movie.....

I want to thank my staff for putting up with my impossible demands at 3:30am in the morning.....

I want to thank....OH SHIT!! WRONG SPEECH!!!!!

 

[HardcorePunk]

Where: Elginton and Midland (under bridge
to Kennedy subway station)

 

[Ellie&Lucies mummy]

Geeezzzz, we get the point!

Or, do we?

 

[HUMAN]

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WHAT 's THE POINT ??????????

 

[Pompal 09.]

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=71577

A short reminder for those with short memories.

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[xantia]

Ya-ma-hama??