BG key stunt/excuse

[Jip248]

OK, own up all of you. How many of you have had this happen to you or something very similar? I'm sure loads of you.

I reckon I was on the end of the "key" excuse again last night. Sure I've had this at least 3 times now. BG says she will come stay all night. Get back to the room, I'm in the shower, hear her getting a phone call from a friend. Nothing said to me. All seems fine, she showers, we do the biz, then she says "Soweee, I have to go. My friend cannot get in room. I have key." So I give her ST money and off she goes.

It's now happened so many times I can't believe they live in these rooms and don't all have keys!

It seems the phone call is prearranged with her mate before she leaves the bar....or the other explanation which I'm sure happens a lot is that you've taken a girl from the bar and then one of her more "regular customers" turns up. So her mate phones to tell her, she turns your LT into a quickie so she can get back to the bar and see her regular after giving the key excuse.....or.......

....the other excuses which I've had after her getting a call in the room...

"My friend is sick...I need to go see her"

or.....

"My friend have big problem...I need to go see her"

 

[Marijn]

Normally they just say to me -

"Your fat and you smell. I go now !" :what:

Boy I love honesty

 

[Lisa]

Never happened to me before

But as long as you enjoyed yourself and fun don't worry!

 

[sazzle]

i've a this done twice to me before but the excuse was "me hungry, we go eat fish head.....wot u no like fish head.....'the sound of many a ZZZ's being spitted'....ok byeee"....the door shuts.

then i wake up with morning glory and no place to shine it.

 

[Erick]

Hi Landofsmiles,
Had something similar happen to me once in BBK. On my second trip to LOS I picked up two BGs from Nana palza (one the senior -24yrs and the other a newbe about 18yrs). We really hit the town big, ending up in the Hard Rock slamining tequlia and dancing like pigs on crack!

We made it back to the hotel. This was a really nice hotel. They gave me a lot of trouble about bringing the gals up to the room.

The Newbie passed out on the bed and the other gal and I went out on the balcony. She said she could not stay the night but the newbe could. We hell! she was already passed out on the bed and certianly not going anywhere soon.

Dom, I believe was the name of the older one. Dom said she would take care of me VERY well and she DID! One of my best memories in LIFE is me doing her from behind outside on the balcony overlooking Bangkok with her screaming my name over the city! (and the hotel swimming pool) KEYS! KEYS! OH KEYS! OOOOOOOOOH KEYS! My name is Keith so this was good enough for me!

Anyway after a very wonderful exhausting scession on the balcony we went inside and found the newbie projectile vomiting all over the room! LIKE OLD FAITHFULL GOING OFF!!! LIKE A FIREHOSE THAT SOMEONE HAD DROPPED!!!! SHE LOOKED LIKE A WATER SKIIER TAKING A SHARP CORNER!!!

Man it was in her hair, on the walls, on the floor, accross the sliding glass door!!! The whole place smelled like Tequlia and puke! I grabbed the garbage bin and stuk her head in it.

Well Dom (24yr old) said "Satwatdee!" and bolted leaving me holding the bag Or bin so to speak!

I think that Dom had the leaving early part planned but definately by her expression lightning speed bolting for the door, leaving that fast was not planned!

Sorry for the long reply!!

Life

 

[Bubblerawk]

I did have this happen to me on this last trip, we had a great time (Well, I thought I was bloody fantastic to be honest!! 555555) She is in the bed and on the phone to her mate, you know, the one with the motorbike!! (Probably DJ Dave and his Sexaleque taxi!!) She is up, at the mirror, clothes on, money in her purse and looking at the Patong Villa car park through the bungalow window waiting for her mate to turn up.

I am contemplating getting dressed and going for a 'wander' myself as this one obviously isn't up for staying! Then the bloody heavens open! Torrential rain. The phone rings and it's her mate saying something along the lines of "If you think I am coming to get you in that, you've more chance of nailing jelly to the roof! etc"

She had her kit off faster than I could pop another Vit V and was back in the bed, sorted. I do know that some of these girls can get a bit of verbal when walking back home from the hotels in thier evening bar attire the next morning and probably don't want to be exposed to that! I have seen the looks they sometimes get!!.............But I may be picking it up wrong!

Great post BTW Keys!!! 55555555555 :thumbsup:

 

[votremec]

Same Thign Has Happened To Me A Couple Of Times..just Put It Down To Bad Luck.......anyways .....i Got What I Wanted [sex] And She Got What She Wanted[money]...........plus A Nice Comfortable Bed To Myself For The Nite....5555555......ij

 

[zeltzin]

I did not have exactely the same thing. But a girl, apple, I had for several nights, pulled one off like that the 3 rd day. She only was barfined for 3 days, so she got a call at 11pm that she had to get the money. I said I would bring it personally next day. This was "impossible" so she went with my bike (there we go again! ) from Karon to Patong. She DID came back at 5'o clock in the morning, saying she fell a sleep in her room, getting some things.

The room was called "Banana-club", where she got some fun with her friends, I later find out.

I am seriosly thinking to switch my next bg's cellphone off while she is in the shower . I hate does phonecalls interupting good things.....

:cheergal: That will be in 6 days!:cheergal:

 

[Jackie F]

IMHO- you cant beat that. get what you want, then the bed to yourself!

 

[Pompal 09.]

CHEERS PAULIE..........I LIKE THE BED TO MYSELF....AND EVERY TG IVE SLEPT WITH LOVES TO CUDDLE UP WHEN THEY GO TO SLEEP..JEES THE CLIMATE ISNT HALF HOT ENOUGH WITHOUT SOME TG SNUGGING UP NEXT TO YOU IN BED........IJ

 

[Mary Boo]

they are heat monsters. you can almost see steam coming from them their skin is so hot when they sleep

 

[provider 8]

i picked a little spinner, looked japanese on sukhumvit. she was nuts, but funny nuts. we got done with our deed and all i want to do is sleep. shes telling me she has to go and get a t-shirt from her friend, she'll come back. i got up, helped her dress, walked her to the door. as she was talking walking out the door turning to me,telling me "i come back so...." slam. door closing, me walking back to my bed to pass out!

 

[tuhreza]

I'm not saying it is not an excuse, but I have experienced this first hand. My old TG was living with 3 other girls in one apartment. For some reason they only had one or two keys. I think because with so many girls they figured one would always be home. The key was supposed to be hidden in a shoe outside.

There were several times we would go to her apartment and find out that the door was locked and there was no key in the shoe. So she would have to call all her roommates one by one and ask if they had the key. Then we'd either have to wait there for her friend to bring the key back, leave and come back later, or go to where her roommate with the key worked and get the key from her. I spent more time sitting on the porch waiting for one of her roommates to come by with the key than I care to admit.

I offered several times to make extra keys but she always turned me down.

So it is very possible that this is just a part of the TG experience and your BG really did need to go unlock the door for her friend.

 

[fantabulousfatima]

I'm with Marc26 and IJ on this. I very, very seldom take a girl LT.
After a good s**g, I like to sleep alone; unless it's one of my
regulars that I enjoy being with. BTW, my morning glory doesn't
raise it's head till the sun sets.

 

[lynna]

>>I've learned my lesson - phone off when she comes in the room, in the draw till the morning

 

[rissa]

Happens all the time. It basically means the girl isnt into you or she has a sponsor so does ST or has a regular in town

Its rarely the truth that they have to go help their friend etc.....

there's lots of other ploys e.g.

pretending to pass out
pussy sore
u too big
sick in the toilet lock the door so u dont see
go buy food
forgot keys
friend cant get in room
friend have problem or sick

I know all these ploys thru having the bar & the girls telling me

G

 

[stephenie duncan]

A girl is safe with me (except on the motorbike )

So turning her phone off will not get her in trouble. I am not found of cellphones in general. I carry one in Los to be reached any time by home.

I pay the girl LT, that is for her to get money and for me to get fun. Most of the times the girls have fun with me. I only had one girl who would not go with me again. That was a starfish who got mad, when I opened a bottle of wine when we got to the house. She did not phone, but just run off.

I went after her and even offered to take her back to the bar wich she declined.

I will not get my time ruined by cellphones next week.

 

[ashlee_mcholland19]

ive been extremely lucky, and i know its only luck so if i gte blown off a few times, im sure i have it coming to me.
and all honesty, you really are just paying them for sex, cant make them like you if they dont

 

[geyamala ?????? ??? ????]

I'd consider that very lucky Marc!! 5555555 - If I get the impression they want to leave then I rather they did. It's great for me as I have a single bed here and when I try to spread out a bit as you would in a nice big double one.......I just fall out!

So either way to me doesn't really matter. If she is going to stay, that is a bonus and she is welcome to breakfast with me. If not, then I still order two breakfasts and eat them myself! S'easy!!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

 

[jimbad05]

i guess because ive got myself intwined with a few different girls and they drove me crazy, mostly my fault, ive shied away from LT. only LT i do is when we get back to the room at 6am, have fun and pass out.