"Big Brother" program

[Pompal 09.]

How about having a "Big Brother" program where some of the massageplanet.net seniors can take one of the first timer to show them how it is done!!

 

[hollie]

You better be kidding me.... why would I want to take someone to one?

 

[v.s]

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That was so stupid it was funny!

 

[MAR2009]

Ha Ha

May be "Big Sister" program would be more appropriate!!

 

[green eyed monster]

As long as you pay for both sessions dude!

 

[Suzy]

What a CRAPtacular idea !

Would the newbie expect us to hold their hand while the MPA holds Mr Happy ?

Hell, as long as a newbie knows how press the "search" button and read, they've already had 90% of the work done FOR them.

I can't wait til Mitch and VBB read this thread

 

[Tinkerbell]

LOL ... not a chance.

 

[Jae]

As long as he's paying I'm in. We aren't exactly talking skills or finesse here though ... no, really.

 

[Courtney Thibodaux]

Hey brothers,

I think it's a great idea. I don't know where I would be in this hobby if it wasn't for the expertise and guidance of Earl Christansen from the LCBO.

I think all of us who have been in the hobby for 10 years or more, should offer up their services as a mentor to those freshmen hobbyists that seek the knowledge and skills that us veteran hobbyists have amassed over the years.

The apprentice should have to pay their mentors door fee in exchange for all the knowledge and skills the mentor will teach them.

I'm willing to act as a mentor. Who else is with me?

 

[mbush40]

Welcome, or should I say WelCUM to Rub & Tug 101:

"An Introduction to the Massage Parlours of the GTA"

Hello I will be your professor for the term, you may address me as either Master Baiter or Mr. VBB.

The course will include the following topics:
1) Who to pick - MP and MPA
2) Do Blonde have more fun, Are they really Blonde ?
3) Drapes and Carpets make a difference
4) Bait & Switch
5) The Extras
6) What not to do in EBC
7) Natural vs Boltons - its all about the feel
8) Linguistics - a quick course in Russian and Italian
9) The art of the Haggle or "More bang for your buck"
10) I chose NR what do I do now ?

Of course is list only touches on a few of the items as this is your freshman year.

During the course of this class we will have some other experts in the field join us, they are:

1) INDN_LVR - "The lost art of Kama Sutra in the MPs"
2) Fangs - "It's okay to be Bi"
3) Happy - "The proper ingredients to any Happy Meal starts with ..."
4) Al Cohol - "How to prolong the ending and not pass out"
5) Red Stilleto - "Proper manners with an MPA"

Please note that there ae NO field trips.

VBB

 

[Angel S]

VBB: Will there be lab "sessions"?

 

[rosan]

This is all textbook training any real world experience you will have to get on your own. No Co-op as well.

VBB

 

[VICKI C]

I would gladly volunteer my teaching aid services during some of the more advanced lectures ie., "Landscape of the Breast", "Overcoming the D+ Monsters During Nude Reverse", and lastly "How to forget the fact that you just dropped $200+ and got no where's near your money's worth"

 

[Sinfuel]

"Big Brother" program

Hmmm.... I think jajalum has stumbled across something here......

You know, the moderators here are very much like the "Thought Police" and they do have the power to make you go away:

"People simply disappeared, always during the night. Your name was removed from the registers, every record of everything you had ever done was wiped out, your one-time existence was denied and then forgotten. You were abolished, annhilated: vaporized was the usual word."

 

[joshrocks1089]

Sounds like a sweet idea to me. Thanks to Tinop mentoring Gramage, Gramage was able to land a date with Lisa @ HFH and eventually marry her.

If it wasn't for Tinop's masterful advice I'm sure Gramage would still be on here talking about the NFL and how drug addict prostitutes beg him for free timbits while he works the graveyard shift at Tim Hortons.

 

[bonlove Coleman]

I would like to take on an apprentice, If someone would like to learn.

 

[eYo]

Too, too funny!

 

[just being honest]

I knew I shouldn't have picked sheiky as my mentor : (

all that respecting and this is my reward ??? ... stuck on massageplanet.net for eternity !!! ...

 

[d man]

A padawan, to train in the ways of the Force

 

[Kenny K]

Instead of "U're fired"

it becomes

"U're firing"