Biggest Turn-Offs for the ladies

[Desiree]

There was a topic in the massage section a while back titled Biggest Turn-ons , Turn-offs of MPA's .
To the ladies, what are your biggest TURN-OFFS when you see a gentleman. Your selections to include anything from appearance, hygene, personality etc .

 

[b r]

My top biggest turnoffs:

1) The guy who leaves his dirty underwear splayed open just
for you on the top of all his clothes. Skid marks and all.

2) The dirty bum syndrome

3) When you begin the finish, and notice what feels like
little pieces of breadcrumbs, or something on it. It's like,
"WTF is that"? And I ask too!!!

4) Bad breath

5) At the end of the session, a quick wipe and
he just jumps back into his clothes. No shower,
not even a rince. Says he cant be late for dinner. YUCK!

6) The odour that is NOT supposed to be coming
from there. I just don't understand, how hard is
it to just keep it clean . Pull back and wash.

7) Number 7 is dedicated to those who believe that
their session should only consist of chasing me around the
room. We need to work into the session. We don't just
walk in , and like animals, attack! Let us warm up to you
and you wont have to chase me around a table.

Jenna

 

[michael p]

Hi Jenna. I just wanted to say that you write very well and I find your posts informative and articulate. You sound like an excellent conversationalist.

 

[red_writer]

I hope that some kind of plan comes into place for hygiene...I read Jenna's post and can't believe the nastiness of the whole thing...imagine she has a client with those turn offs and you walk in next...no amount of handwashing would help me here

...honestly ladies I hope you start refusing these nasty guys


...for the owners maybe post mandatory shower signs in all the rooms...no shower no massage....just a thought....

 

[New T]

I was watching the Sunday Night Sex Show on Sunday night. It's usually on Sundays. What can I say ? It's always good to brush up on this kind of knowledge and you never know, you may actually learn something.

So this guy phones in claiming he has a foul odour radiating from his penis. After some debating it is discovered that he is not aware that his foreskin can be drawn back

#7 is a pretty comical image no doubt

OK, so none of us are guilty of the top 7 turn offs

 

[johnny1]

I was shocked. He never pulled back once. My god, I was on the floor.

I guess the point is to clean your nasty ass...as well as other parts.


Play Safe

 

[barbara b]

We have heard about your turn-offs-Now what about turn-ons?

 

[BIG_Jason]

In regards to #7, that is a post that should increase business at your local Moyle by about 1000 percent. I apologise to any Jewish people if I spelled that wrong. #7 sure makes me glad I was circumcised despite not being Jewish.

 

[Wayne Carr]

I believe it's spelled "mohel" (pronounced moyel). You can find more info about the ancient bris (circumcision) ceremony at http://www.cirp.org/pages/cultural/bris_shalom.html.

As the godfather of 3 of my 4 nephews, it was my job to hold their legs down while the mohel did his job. Not too pleasant... some may call it barbaric... but as they say in Fiddler On The Roof... "Tradition".

 

[Twizzler]

Check out this article:

http://users.ev1.net/~dalesr/circ/jenkins.htm

Here are two notable quotes from the article:

"Circumcision removes one-third to one-half of the skin on the penile shaft," says Ronald Goldman, Ph.D., executive director of the Circumcision Resource Center in Boston and author of Circumcision: The Hidden Trauma. "The average circumcision cuts off what would grow into about 12 square inches of sexually sensitive skin."

"I had ample sexual experience, and I was quite happy as an intact male," says Rick Thomas, who was circumcised on advice of his doctor at age 26. "After my circumcision, that pleasure was utterly gone. On a scale of 10, the uncircumcised penis experiences pleasure of at least 11 or 12; the circumcised penis is lucky to get to 3. If men who were circumcised at birth knew the loss of pleasure they would experience, they would storm the hospitals and not permit their sons to undergo this."

If you recall, Howard Stern (yes I know not the best example) went on a rant a few years ago about being furious at his parents for being circumsized after finding out about the loss of sexual sensation that circumsized males experience. Lately a lot of man have engaged in foreskin restoration, a painful and lengthy process that they undergo in order to reclaim lost sensation. I am very happy being uncut, and to date not a single woman that I've been with has even mentioned anything about me being uncut. I have no problem keeping mine clean, simply pull back the skin with every shower. With the skin pulled back an uncut one looks just like a cut one.

 

[Harry]

Actually, believe it or not, many MP's already have this sign up. "Health regulations require a shower before beginning treatment".



As for circumcisions, My father had his done when he was 21 and does not regret having it done. I had mine done shortly after birth. A guy who I grew up with was not. We both dated the same lass at different times. According to her, I was far more sensitive than him down there.

Truth be told, I would rather be cut than uncut, its cleaner and in my not so honest opinion, sexier. Most ladies I know, prefer cut to uncut.

 

[Ninja]

I am with Jenna on her top 7 turn offs, these seem to be the most common complaints amoung MPA's. However #6 (not cleaning himself well after the finish) doesn't really bother me much, as long as he's not coming back again that day! I would replace that complaint with the following:

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The guy that cannot leave my nipples alone for one second and thinks that I am some kind of milk machine/squeeze toy.

I would also add to my list of turn offs: The guy that leaves a skid mark on my sheet.

 

[ANTHONY R]

I gotta stop reading this section at lunch

 

[Princess Minx]

The following make up my twisted list:

Caution: I know that people who actually should read this and learn from it are probably underrepresented on this board, so try not to think that I am directing my words at everyone and feel offended.

Appearance no-nos:

1. Dirty bum, bad breath, stinky feet!

No wonder that sessions can't last very long in those cases and no excitement delivered.

2. Undiagnosed skin problems.

I am not an expert on skin diseases, so I prefer not to touch unless you don't mind gloves (that's what RMTs do in those situations and there are no questions asked).

3. Visible genital warts! I know, a shocker, huh?
Can I get a BS without a towel? :eek;


Behaviour:

1. Please do not ask me if you're sexy/handsome, because I am sure I would have noticed by now!

2. This is the evergreen classic: Is my manliness too small? Uh...

It's like me asking you if you think I am fat. If you think it is small, then it perhaps is! ...but, HONESTLY, who really cares (except for your girlfriend with penis envy maybe?). When you come to see us, we don't judge you like that. It is unimportant! Plus, fashion, tastes and visual preferences change constantly anyway, right?

3. This one applies only to me:
Please do not ask me personal questions (e.g.: How old are you? Where are you from?, Where do you live?, What do you do when you're not here?, What does your family/boyfriend/neighbour think of you massaging?, etc.), unless I volunteer.

I simply believe I am your fantasy girl, so there's no need for reality check. Certainly, if I am in a mischievous mood, I do tell my clients stories, but then it becomes too difficult to keep them up strait).

For the rest of our massageplanet.netites, keep on posting and don't feel discouraged, since those comments may not apply to you at all.

 

[Pompal 09.]

about that #3, are we allowed to ask you after you ask us those same questions? i mean if we are giving out the information you should be willing ot reciprocate?

 

[BikerChick]

Woohoo,
Absolutely! Even more, you should expect a girl to reciprocate!

You're right, I think I should say that #3 applies mostly to the first visit.

In my particular case, I don't ask personal questions at all, but I listen to my customers if THEY feel like disclosing and yes, I occasionally contribute myself.

Another problem with being too personal is that, MPAs get asked the same questions over and over again. It is OK, but sometimes it gets a bit boring if not irritating. It is like with celebrities who get to answer the same questions from audiences/journalists/ tabloids all the time. No kidding, they get annoyed and come across as unfriendly and aloof. Well, some of our MPAs are indeed little local celebrities themselves, right? And it can't be denied that making a break here, on massageplanet.net, is undeniably a ritualistic initiation to the big world of hobbyists...

 

[Tom J]

I cannot tell you how many MPA's that have stinky feet! It's incredible! I know how to provide a great foot massage (plus all women love one) and there is nothing more horrible than stinky feet (they all have that distinct odour don't they?)

Oh I forgot - I only ask questions like:

* What's your social insurance number?
* Where do you live?
* Can I be your boy-friend?
* Will you please accompany me to my family reunion?
* What kind of car do you own & where do you park it?
* Can I move in with you?
* Have you met Jesus yet?



Keep up the great posts!!!

 

[Lone Marlin - Airborne]

"It is like with celebrities"


Made me think, what celebrities have you or any of the others massaged? Oh, if you don't want to answer, that's fine. I'm not a celebrity, but I have seen stars a few times in a MP, well, just a few long distance swimmers.

 

[Amanda Lynn]

this one is for TOAD...there is one website that has pics of mpas...if you look closely you will see that the same footwear is worn by more than one woman...I would hate to mention the mp I'm talking about but I have never gone the way of getting close enough to a mpas feet to notice an odour...not yet anyways cause I'm really thinking twice about who I see...

...popularity of an mp also means a tonne of clients...I'm a clean freak and the ladies posts have got me all paranoid about cleanliness...

...anyhow if you make multiple visits to an mp and see the same shoes...think twice about the foot rub...

 

[Speak_4_the_TREES]

I agree with what the other ladies have written about their turn-offs. However, there are a few gentlemen out there, who feel the need to find a discount. For example: NR, usually goes for 60. Please don't tell me you will give me 40, and you will make me feel good by kissing me "there". It doesn't work like that. Bargain with what's yours!