Bull Shit MPA/SW's Say

[theexposedtruth]

I've compiled a list of the crap MPA/SW's say:

1. Come back next time - This is when they were not open minded with you on first visit, and will promise to be different when you come back to them again hahaha
2. I'm on my period - They are working and want to limit any extra service. They shouldn't be working at all and red flag for poor hygiene
3. Who have you seen? - This should not matter to them as clients never ask how many other people they see. Quite frankly, if we knew these girls' body count would probably scare a lot more of us
4. Have we met before? - You never met them, but you remind them of someone else they saw
5. How did you find me? - It's not that hard to go on a spa site and find someone you want to see. They could be screening you to see if you read their reviews, want what others are claiming or what not
6. What are you looking for? - At the spa, I know most guys are looking for higher mileage, but initially go for the massage (that's the original purpose of a spa) or if you're good at reading a guy's body language then go for the higher mileage if both agree* Clearly a lot of these girls (having an MPA license) are lacking in massage skills and rely on their higher mileage services, which is not the optimal way of doing things.

1. My phone died - This is when you arrived at the designated place and text/call but get no response until a little over an hour has passed and give you that excuse. (Obviously left at that point)
2. Give me one sec/min - This can turn into 10mins, 20mins, 30mins, etc... Solution: Tell her you're leaving after xx time, some will fess up real quick.
3. Are you ready babe? - This one is funny because you're the one parked outside waiting and they text you this crap. Solution: Tell her "What have I been waiting for?"
4. Full service GFE - This doesn't mean anything and is very vague, as they are not upfront about what exactly they will offer in their session. (ie. No kissing - but that is what a GF does lol). Solution: Be direct
5. No commitment - They agree to booking you for your requested time, but never send you the address.
6. No shows/time wasters - They ghost you or give you "I am with someone" line when you show up at the designated location on time. Solution: Text her before you leave, or provide ETA to see if she responds
7. Deposit required for incall booking - Red flag as you are traveling to her and will most likely be a scam
8. I am just coming out of the shower - They have you waiting for more than 10mins, but truly, it's because they are still with a client. Another reason is they are dealing with a troubled client and will not get over that fact when you meet and they will provide poor service (in either case, they are red flags).
9. Re-verifying - You arrive at the designated location and she tells you to wait a few mins, then ask how long to stay, and still didn't provide her room number.
10. How big are you? - Never outlines this in her ads or where ever she promotes her services until you see her or she is about to confirm booking. Solution: Ask her what she can take, since size is an issue (lol)