Calling all Massage Connoisseurs

[Simply Telisha]

I am a recent BM and have visited Thailand numerous times but not yet Phuket.

During other 'visits' to Bangkok and Hua Hin I have found that a number of massage places readily offer extras, whilst others don't want to know.

Whilst this has been covered in other posts to some extent a lot of the info is old, so I would suggest starting this new thread based upon the recent experience of other BM's to provide a definitive, up-to-date resource for all.

The key questions I would suggest are :-

a) Name and location of massage
b) Quality of girls and/or massage
c) What extras offered and price

Cav

 

[Kim N]

Well the obvious one is Christins just jump into a tuktuk and say where you wanna go.

Oh, Christins is a soapy, might be worth mentioning

 

[Palindromic]

You'll be offered happy endings including ST in virtually every massage place...not just the ones around Soi KepsaP.

There are many places I go where the girls know I'm not wanting a massage :embrassed

 

[Jenine J]

the best massage i have ever had was in a place on rat-u-thit rd , the girl was fat and plain looking but wow she worked me over real good , you have to find the right girl because i have had some ordinary massages in phuket as well

 

[Ness]

I consider myself a connoisseur of Thai massage. Finding the right masseuse is every bit as important to me as finding the right bargirl, if not more so.

In the past I have had tremendous luck in finding great massuesses, having had difficulty only on Tour 3. On my just-finished tour, I realized just how lucky I ahve been, because I went through a couple dozen who were mediocre or worse before I finally found a great one in BKK. I am not saying her name or where I found her, because it was, oddly enough, the least expensive place I went to, and if more people find out about her, the price is sure to go up!!

As far as happy endings, that is something I am not interested in. But, I have found that if you don't wear your undies when you put on the massage trousers, and you get a hard-on when they start massaging your thighs, then they will "accidentally" keep bumping their hand into your hard-on. If you don't object, or don't tuck it away between your legs, then the bumping will turn into grabbing. If you are OK with that, then they will start giggling as they do it and give you suggestive looks. If you are still going with the flow, then they will pull your pants down a little until your hard-on pops out, laugh, and, if you seem to be into it, then take it and stroke it and tell you how nice your c*ck is. If you are liking it, then they will ask if you want "special" massage.

I finally, in a weak moment, gave in when I was in Hua Hin this year. I was curious, in an odd mood, and awfully horny, since I had taken a few days off from the girls after a break-up with the girl I went with there for a week. It was 1:00 AM, and we were the only ones left in the place except for the mamasan at the counter downstairs. What made it even stranger is that the woman was very old, and not at all attractive. She went and got some sort of special oil and came back. I could hear her joking about it with the lady downstairs when she got the oil. She came back, stripped to the waist and started in on my johnson. I was somewhat amazed to see that this old lady had a very firm, tight body, and one of the best racks I have ever seen a Thai woman possess. Big, firm, great shape, and nice big nipples. She leaned over and fed them to me as she did the job down below. At one point, she was riding on my c*ck, rubbing her crotch against it(but still with her pants on), and I took hold of her hips, and then her ass. Very firm.

Then she started doing things with my balls, nutsack, and very carefully massaging the little ducts that run through that area. I had heard about this kind of a massage from a friend once, but had never imagined it could feel so good. She went at it for about 15 minutes. A couple times I almost came and she stopped me by pressing on the right spot. When I finally did come, it was one of the most explosive orgasms I have ever experienced. I was totally f*cking drained.

Then she carefully washed and cleaned my equipment, and went back to giving me a regular massage. She was also a very outstanding masseuse, BTW. One of the best.

Afterwards, when I thought of all the half-ass blowjobs I have gotten from hopelessly inept BGs who couldn't make me come if their lives depended on it, I thought, "this old lady should open up a college(or perhaps it should be a "technical institute") for BGs so that they could learn how to properly handle a man's tool. I suspect that this sort of skill was not so uncommon years ago, when this lady learned her trade. But if my experience with BGs is any indicator(and I've probably been with 100 of them), then the skill she possessed is fast becoming a lost art.

Some NGO concerned with preserving native crafts and arts should give this lady a grant to start a proper school for BGs. The world would be such a better place for it!!! And all the anti-war activists should chip in a contribution, as well, so that there will be more love, less war. If men were truly satisfied by their women, then what would be the point of fighting, after all! Sabbai!!

 

[~*~Niny~*~]

JAYB EE what are massage trousers i must have had over 100 massages in my visits to LOS and always my massage has been AU NATURALE never ever heard anyone wearing massage trousers mate 555555 have had massage in hua hin many times always naked ! so the lady can see exactly what you are there for 5555555

 

[Pompal 09.]

I think he may be referring to those cotton trousers which also have a cotton style belt to tie around your waist, they are very baggy both in the waist area and down to bottom of the legs.

Usually supplied by those massage places with the foot charts on the walls, I have been to a place where they gave you these trousers in BKK (Soi 11 I think ?)

I have also seen plenty of thai men in villages wearing these trousers too

 

[el tom]

The trousers are for a Thai massage as opposed to an oil massage.

 

[knownout]

Obviously we have not been going to the same places. I go for the masage, not the happy ending, and I always get the traditional Thai massage. I have only had gotten the oil massage a couple times, because I am apparently allergic to the oil, it makes my skin break out in pimples. I guess I was naked when I got the oil massages, but it is hard to remember. I do remember that the lady who gave them liked to kiss me and suck my d*ck, but that was years ago.

For the Thai massage, the trousers are usually just as BB described, and they are what I like. Some of the massage parlors are using pajama bottoms or lighweight sweatpants now, and I don't like them. Actually, the place with the really great masseuse that I like so much in BKK, had me wearing pajamas with red pin stripes, both top, which buttoned up the front, and bottom, which had an elastic waistband.

Altho I prefer the traditional pants, which are baggy and have a tie-string attached to the back of them, that you pull around from back to front and tie, or no string at all(you just fold over the waist a few times to make it stay up), I objected strenuously when my GF in Ko Samui found a pair in a shop where I was buying clothes for her, and insisted that I buy them for myself. She wanted me to wear them around the bungalow like pajamas and wear them to bed, as well. I guess she didn't like seeing the twig and berries hanging out when I walked around in the bungalow. Of course, I absolutely refused. I like to make a girl happy, but you've got to draw the line somewhere!!!

 

[I win]

C&N Hotel has massage down stairs. The girls all have a massage license and are good. No special fun to be had, but I've taken a few out drinking after work and then to the loom. BTW since they work there they do not have to check in at the desk.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I highly recommend C&N Massage.:thumbsup: Very good masseuses. Very professional and well-trained. As you say, no funny stuff, but you can get a date for later, if they like you.