Exactly!
Back in the late 80's had a coworker come in from out of town and he insisted that we go there, I said it's a dive, but he wanted to see. So, we each paid our $20 private club fee, went in and... well Pierre's wife greets us ask if we want a "coke" said sure, got a dixie cup with about a half ounce of Five Star and some No-Name coke in a dixie cup!!
So we look around for a place to sit and funniest thing you ever saw whole bunch of business types, real nice suits getting lap dances etc. from some real average looking girls, some of the fella's I recognized from meetings at the big Red Tower across the street. Hmm, that's interesting, these boys are in here, when you could go to rusty's or the Kingsway and get a dancer to take the dollar bill, yes that's right I said dollar bill from your teeth! and they serve real booze and no cover, and you would have a feature dancer every week that was Playboy quality, and you could get picture with her while you grabbed some tittie, oh or the chick with the Tiger and Boa Constrictor, now that was entertainment! She played the flute, sax and had a trapeze too, ah the good old, pre-Audrey Jensen days, sigh.
Anyway we sit down and my Buddy wants a lap dance, he asks Pierre, and he says sure, can't remember how much to start and for how long, but I do remember Pierre asking my buddy if he'd like to have Pierre's daughter! I went WTF? It gets better while my buddy has Pierre's daughter grinding him, her MOM gets up and starts stripping! another double WTF
Well that's enough of that, it sure was an eye opener! I mean MOM wasn't bad but just the whole Mom, Dad, Daughter thing was a touch odd.
Anyway can't imagine it's any better check out the other places above or save up your lap dances and go to an MP!
Why look when you can touch!! AND put the Biscuit in the Basket