So the twenties aged girl who went by Jessie and had quite an extensive extras offerings, but poor massage skills, not a bbw size, but big for her petite stature: she's been gone for God knows how long....and...I decide to visit this new Citrus....as a walkin.
I get a lady that I have reviewed before, and seen 3 times before.....and I forget her name.....but....
She now refers to herself as....wait for it....
Jessie. Groan!!! It's silly enough changing names, every spa they relocate too.....but when they change their name at the same spa.....a guy has got to say....enough is enough.
But....for some reason, direct billing didn't work at Lomi Lomi, and just as well:
I did a walkin, and got the older lady.
I kinda assumed: that even if there was a Mia (as I was told)....and she left...the other ladies were in their late 20's to mid 30's.
Most times, I really don't give a shit, sometimes it's nice to have younger hands, making me forget, for just a moment...how old I feel.
Sorry, for hijacking this, the 57th thread about J&J's, Meridian, Citrus
AND the future
re-named spa:
"Jack Me By You're Box Men's Massage, Burgers and Fries"
Where their slogan will be: "If we aren't getting fresh with you, at least our food will be!" Or
"Always hot and fresh, just like us!" Or
"Expensive and Quick, just like our Hand Jobs.
But hey: if it's good, it's worth it...right?" Or
"Let us lighten your load, fill your belly,
And empty your wallet!" Or
"Same quality service, same high prices, always different names for our servers!"Or
"If at first we don't succeed, we will try try again. And if that doesn't work, we will just change our names and start over."
P.s. the day I went, I saw a cute 20's girl with glasses, but caught her as she was quickly darting out the door at about 12 noon. She wanted to visit with me, but said something about a wicked step mamasan and her car turning back into a pumpkin.
I thought that happened at 12 a.m....but I guess it's different with young attractive Chinese girls. She was probably a part time receptionist, and student.