confusion at a spa?

[Judas Priest]

Is putting a towel over your backside while waiting for the attendant to arrive in the room, the international sign that you're a cop or something?

I went to a spa (oasis) and received a very formal, unerotic, normal massage for $40 with no extra options available. I had discussed with the girl and she said that she doesn't do those things and that it wasn't that type of spa. Hmmm, nice candles and lighting but not exactly what i was looking for.

Anybody else have this experience at oasis on ellesmere?

 

[Cookie]

I think you may have scared the girl or something, anyone ever tell you they thought you were a cop?
Been there once myself, got the impression standard prices for standard extras, there was no second thought about talking to me...
Course I am a good guy and the girls all just love me

 

[mr. macfriendly]

well i was well dressed, with an overcoat and probably looked like a detective/columbo maybe. Maybe that was it? Oh well - it was kind of funny the actual banter we had as she tried to wait me out. Is there a way to assure her without being rude?

 

[alexander w]

Something like that happened to me many years ago when I was a rookie. Sit on the table naked. Of course I mean the table in the room.

 

[Pompal 09.]

It's a common belief that cops won't get completely nekkid.

 

[I <3 Pomeranians]

Dont they get naked to test the waters and then come back and bust the spa at a later date?

 

[Ana-Maria]

tresfun, want the best advice??? go back, lay on table hard on up, smile, say "HI !!! I"M BACK !!!"
write new review.............

 

[prbfc]

I usually weae my Boxers when she comes in. Mind you that is always with my regular girl. Usually never on the first date...

 

[Popeye]

Just wondering do most of you lie there bare ass nekkid or do you have the towel wrapped around you?

 

[ponderingincanada]

been going for years, buck naked everytime, everyplace

 

[Meabh]

i always tend to go with the towel draping over me as i'm lying on my stomach. i think of it as a courtesy - she probably doesn't want the first thing she sees when she walks in to be another guys hairy arse.

 

[loh m]

That's why I stand up as son as they get in and put the towel on the rack so the first thing they see is my dick ... puts them at ease it does (sometimes they even laugh ;-)

 

[Darby T]

One time I had all my clothes on and after hugs/kisses/greeting we started to undress each other. It makes it more of GFE.

 

[Gio]

Naked from the get go, and I like to spread my legs a bit as well. If I am totally horny, and the place is a little lower end, i will go so far as to spread 'em outside the edges of the table.

Heck, come to think of it I sometimes lie on my back, particularly if I am in a hurry.

 

[Mister Diddlez]

Thought u guys might like to know that putting a towel on ur ass will scare us a bit. Its technically listed as a by-law (if your Holistic) that a client is to be covered up at all times. Now, boxers can give us a shake too. But any girl who knows what she is doing can weed out a horny guy from a nosey undercover with a few simple questions and a good 6th sense.

 

[banzai]

Hi MPA - you are right, she puts the towel on me, I yank it right off, saying "I don't need this thanks".

Having said that, some Chinese places put it on and then it gradually disappears after it has been used to wipe off excess oil from the back massage part of it. Come to think of it, in those situations, it always seems so exciting when it finally does come off!

 

[y4hoo000019]

wow, thats hot! i wonder if they all would go for that...

 

[5monthsin]

That's why I do it. It ony works with MPA that you have seen several times and have got to know well. But it also depends on the MPA. And everytime I have done it , the session was a full 60mins. One time I had a 2 hour session and the clothes stayed on longer then in a 60 session.

And the fun part is if she undresses you and vice-versa.. Left her catch up as she is usually starting with less on

 

[Chaoz Fantasy]

I get girls thinking I'm a cop a lot of the time towel or not. Could be your build or haircut. I keep my hair short in the summer (almost a brush cut) and I seem to have more problems with it than when it's a bit longer in the winter.
Tends to happen more to me in the Asian places than in others, but they tend to relax on subsequent visits.

 

[Smoked Ham]

Once at a spa at Midland and Eglinton, the girl asked me to show her what I wanted her to do next, (after the basic massage). I'm pretty sure she was checking to see if I was a cop, so I told her I want to massage her and touched her breast , she smiled and it totally put her at ease. From what I've heard LE wouldn't touch an attendants breast.

I only leave the towel on if the room is cold and I make sure that I let the attendant know thats it's cold, so she can warm me up

Also lightly caressing/touching her when she giving you the basic part of the massage will make her more inclined to think your not LE