Cozumel

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Decided to try some real Hispanic pussy this trip and I did my research before going. My first stop was at the GH "cigar bar" and it took me three trips there to find anyone smoking a cigar. It's all about pussy. Here's the deal, a beer is $4 and ignore the 30 peso sign they'll charge you 40. I know that's chicken meirta but that's how it is. On my first trip there were four girls working and I picked Katy, a 22 year old Cozumel native with curly hair. She was the prettiest and the slimest but not really slim. Jackie may have been slimmer but she had a hardened attitude as near as I could tell. They wanted $150 US for "servicio completo" and oddly only 1500 pesos. With an exchange rate of 13.5 pesos to the dollar she cost me about $110, including the room. The condom was another 50 pesos. She was fun but not great - tight and had a few moves. She gave the only bbbj I got in Mexico. I went back 2 days later and tried to get Jackie and she just wasn't interested. Then I went for Natasha, another Cozumel native - cute a bit chunky but not interested. Fortunately my Spanish was good enough to tell the manager (owner?) that the girls seemed drugged and asleep and just plain not interested. He took me back and introduce them to me (?) and they still were not interested. Really odd. So I moved on to El Barco on the southwest side of town just before the road splits and goes of to the marina. I suppose you could walk but it was 80 pesos for a cab and I'd guess it was 3 miles. I wanted to save my energy for the chica. The first time I was there, about a week earlier, there was just one girl working and about 10 guys there. I didn't stay and went to Salsa about a mile or so away. Salsa had lots of ugly and fat girls who started out rubbing my dick and asking if I wanted sexo for 1500 pesos. I said too much money in Spanish and she instantly came down to 700 pesos for her and 300 for the room - about $75 US. Not a bad deal but I'm getting to old to pay for ugly women and I went home horny. The second visit to El Barco had probably 8-10 working girls, mostly fat and not really all that attractive. I did find a Honduran woman named Patricia who had big tits (grande pechugas) and was acceptable looking, had a great attitude and was willing to negotiate. I forget what I paid but I think it was $1200 pesos and 50 pesos for the condom. The rooms were upstairs and not worth anywhere near the 500 pesos/hr they charged. I wanted to try some Mexican whorehouses and I got the experience. Patricia gave great head, I only wish she'd suck without the damn condom. If she had I would likely have lost my load she was that good. Lot's of positions and one-pop. A few days later I went back to GH, which is really conveniently located one block off the main square on calle 2. Jackie still ignored me but that was okay because a new girl was there. Here name was Isis and she said she was from Cancun and worked mostly in Cancun and Mexico City. She was 32 years old and really well built. She was into selling drinks and dances at $20 US per pop. I fell for the first drink and then when she wanted to dance, I said let's get naked so we went back and did the deed. She was really cute and very talented. Her take was 1,000 pesos, and the house got 500. She said I could go for round 2 for another 500 pesos - something to think about the next time. She also offered anal for an incredable 2,000 peso - an extra $150. Another time I might have done it but I was running out of pesos. This is vacation and I really liked the idea of sampling all three of her holes. Something to plan on in the future.

A couple of thoughts. The GH is a decent place to just get a beer and watch the girls. You don't have to have sex. Speaking Spanish is important as the girls know very little english. You can get a basic bj and fuck without knowing more - or so I'd guess but it's a lot more fun if you can converse some first. The GH is a rip-off in some ways, the girls don't seem to barter at all but they are pretty good looking compared to the alternatives (El Barco and Salsa). You'll save a few bucks if you find a bank that will give you a decent exchange rate. Forget travelers checks, they don't work in these places. If you want cheap sexo ($50 US more or less) hang out outside Salsa during the day or the Hotel California during the evening/night. The girls are rough (but so are the one's on the inside). No bar fine and the prices are cheaper. If you have the balls, take your wife shopping in the square, point her south to some of the shops or north up to Cinco Sol and the slip in the GH (you cant miss the green awning) and spend an hour or so playing around.