"Der Wallen"

[Janina]

Nah, it seemed maybe only 1/3 windows were actually lit w girls inside, maybe they were all on vacation? I dunno. I was dissapointed. Then again, I already said I'm biased because I really only like latin girls... I was under the impression, however, that Amsterdam was some magic monger wonderland and they had sections of girls from all over the world; sure I saw a few fat ugly Africans, but the "latin section" had like three cuban girls, none of which looked apetizing. It was more like the world capital of dildo shops.

All that being said, I can't wait to go back (becuase I'm not going for mongering; I'll stick to TJ and the occasional AMP). So does that give me a pardon for breaking the law?...IF I ever make it to Bangkok, believe you me, I will DEFINATELY never bring a GF.

 

[Neenee]

"Der Wallen"

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TO TAKE A GIRL TO AMSTERDAM WOULD BE LIKE TAKING SAND TO A BEACH OR A SANDWICH TO A BANQUET...imho taking a girlfriend to amsterdam NL would be a Cardinal mistake and a violation of MONGER LAW !!![/U

 

[julie j]

"Der Wallen"

I was in Amsterdam last December freezing my ass off for a week. It was a great trip (I didn't go for mongering), and I plan on revisting this next July.

IMHO the ho's in the RLD had some of the worst attitudes ever, and I thought the selection sucked. I might be biased bc I pretty much only like the latin girls, with an occasional asian, but I thought most of the girls were a bit on the ugly side.

Got a good BJ from a thai girl, and a lackluster session from a German BITCH, both very overpriced.

The highlight was when I was walking up and down the canals in my ADELITA's T-shirt with a flannel underneath, drunk high and freezing balls, saying "I'm going to show these mofo's how its done!"

So I say thumbs down to the AMS whores...When I go back to Holland this summer, I'm bringing a GF with me.

 

[Lektronk]

"Der Wallen"

The girls were E-Euro & Russian, and yes they spoke German! The price was good and whorehouse were in abundance, all top quality meat.

 

[Emerald]

"Der Wallen"

I think there are some decent options if you are in Europe and are looking for some blonde model types. Probably Eastern Europe (Russia Ukraine) has the best prices and quality, but Germany is closer and Frankfurt has a very interesting red light district with girls from all over.

I think Amsterdam has gotten a bit too touristy and famous which has driven the prices up. That is one nice thing about TJ, it is such a mess that most wealthy tourists would never go there to overpay for sex.

 

[Arthur Always]

"Der Wallen"

I've always fantasized about 6' tall blonde women in leather speaking German, and you say Amsterdam sux? Scratch that off the bucket list. well I'm off to Denny's for a fine steak, someone told me the food there is 5 star quality.

 

[ChicoPedro]

"Der Wallen"

You Eccho my thoughts exactly...Since you REFERENCE High Scool ( probably on a High Scihool Trip) you were a kid...1) IF...you go to California...and IF you go to Tijuana : then you can post up on here with your thick attitude. 2) When you speak of Amsterdam you dont say nuthin about the Dutch people, culture, art, history, achitecture,style, ...ect etc...you "lived there" RIGHT !!! All you do is shitz talk bout what you dont like food, weed, HOs ect... it is OBVIOUSLY lost on you ! Next dont talk down to me- on here- I have been to Amsterdam and Prague about 20 times- you have not. I HO in places like San Jose, C.R. and BKK... by the way when you were HOing on every continent, HOw was Antarctica ??? hahaha ...Dumbass!!!

 

[yogirl66]

"Der Wallen"

Again, how little you know...And I went to Amsetrdam AFTER high school as I said..I had gone to Brazil for the first time a year before...Why are you getting pissed off? Because you think you discovered something special in Amsterdam when really it appears you have discovered something that has been discovered a long a time ago? Its ok, I am sure on your deathbed you will realize how little you actually know...All I am saying, is that for my experiences of having partied and mongered on every continent in this world, is that Amsterdam sucks overall..The Dutch suck, their cuisine to speak of sucks, the weather sucks, the prices for Ho's and drugs are jacked, and the overall experience for mongering is not that great. Maybe if you go to Jan Bik in Amsterdam for a more private experience, then maybe. But even Jan Bik and the other Priven huises are very expensive, unless your work has you on an expense account that no one checks out...

I'd rather spend my money in Brasil or Colombia or D.R...Panama even...And yes if I am in Southern California I would consider T.J...

Come talk to me when you know something...

 

[Pompal 09.]

"Der Wallen"

You said you were HO bangin in High School...I doubt it...

 

[rdeleon81]

"Der Wallen"

Why are you such a B*tch? How do you get from what I wrote above that I have never been to Amsterdam? I actually lived in Leiden for 5 months (you know where that is?), so I am sure I know more about Holland than you do..And Holland is not cold? It's on the North Sea, so get your sh*t straight...

We smoke Crip weed in Miami, and weed anyway is not my thing, when I was in high school it might have been, and my first trip to Amsterdam was after high school graduation over about 20 years ago..

Law enforcement?? Why ?? because I think Amsterdam sucks? Anybody who thinks Amsterdam is awesome shows how little they know about partying or Mongering...You sound like an 18 year old kid, just out of high school thinking your discovering something new..When really Amsterdam was OVER about 20-30 years ago...Hey maybe you would like Spring Break in Daytona Beach, I hear MTV and Polly Shore was there 10 years ago...

 

[Brown eyed girl]

"Der Wallen"

YOU ARE FULL O CRAPP !!! 1) HOLLAND IS NOT COLD- (YOU PROB NEVER VISITED)( 2) GAINSVILLE GREEN OR THE "BILGE BUD" FLORIDIANS SMOKE COULDNT EVEN SELL IN ADAM 3) THE TOOTHLESS HOs U FUK IN LIBERTY CITY ARE SUPER SKANK!
SINCE YOU COMPLETELY MISSED THE POINT ABOUT THE PIGRIMS...WHAT CAN I SAY? I HAVE SPENT PLENTY OF TIME IN PRAHA,CZ. MAYBE YOU FEEL GERMANY IS THE STATE OF "LOVE AND PEACE" HAHAHA...
SINCE YOU SEEM TO BE OBLIVIOUS TO ANY SUBTLETY. WELL BUD...IF THAT IS YOUR OPINION OF AMSTERDAM YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY A LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER- AND A WASTE OF OXYGEN- YOU ARE NOT WANTED THERE AND SOULD STAY IN FLORIDA WTH THE SENIOR CITIZENS AND OTHER REDNECKS LIKE U.

 

[LP640]

"Der Wallen"

IMHO Amsterdam sucks...It think it is one of the worst places on earth, especially for Mongering...I even think Rotterdam is better.

I remember when I went there after high school graduation and you paid 50 Guilders for a suk and fuk...Then it became 50 Euros after they changed over to Euros for a suk and fuk, which was a big increase...Then they wanted to cut the time from and hour to 45 mins to just around 30 mins...Now It has gone up to close to 75 Euros for basically 30 mins...
I think it is a total rip off...A weekend in Amsterdam is the most amount of time you should spend in that place. Longer than that you are bored senseless. I only go to Amsterdam as a stop over to somewhere else, ie Germany or Czech...Plus it is freezing cold basically for 10 months out of the year. Standing outside a window with a line of guys in front of you, for sloppy 10ths, with that freezing drizzle hitting you is not my idea of a good time.

As for weed, I can get better gear in Florida for cheaper...

As far as City of Love and Peace, the idea that the Dutch are tolerant is a total sham. The Dutch are the biggest bunch of racists in Europe. Ask any Morrocan, Turk or North African in Amsterdam and they will tell you the Dutch only put up the facade of being liberal and tolerant. For the most part they hate that you have come to their country to smoke weed and whore.

If all you are going to Holland for is to whore and smoke weed, I say you can do all of that much better in good old USA...$1000 for a flight, $500 for hotel, $75 Euro for a quick suk and fuk, $50 Euro for some weed...That is way to expensive for what you get...That is close to $2000 USD. Do you know what kind of whores and drugs I can get in Miami for that price? Please...

Plus when you talk about the pilgrams going to Holland, if you know history the Dutch were part of some of the biggest attrocities the world has ever seen, ie the slave trade and apartheid in South Africa...

Sorry my friend, I totally disagree with you...

 

[Honeyeyes]

"Der Wallen"

Now that the air has been cleaned here...
Gather around lil HOs as Uncle Whisperer tells story about the "City of Love and Peace": AMSTERDAM, NL. If...BKK has more HOs they are not in one place or of as great diversity as ADAM. In the "Red Lights", the "Wallen" so named for the tiny alleys between the "Windows" some acually so small 2 people can not pass by without turning sideways...
You will find, if you visit long enough the "do gooder types" like the salvation army groups who patrol the District protesting "the worlds oldest profession. Like the tourist families who walk around gawkin at the HOs and givin the men dirty looks. The Dutch are pretty cool but it usually a jerk American Tourist ( too uptight to get laid ) ...One punk actually came up to me and confronted me as I left the booth of an Asian girl saying "Did you have sex with her ?" It is like the loud, stupid, bonehead American (ect )tourist you run into at the smoke shops being very stupid!!!
The best advice is to visit in the winter when the tourist are gone and you can blend in with the Dutch. I guess my point is...America is nothing like the home of the free when compaired with The Netherlands. The Pilgrims actually went to Holland before America but left because they couldnt convert the Dutch to their religion and stop them from working on Sunday !!!
Your thoughts? ( I offer this as context or texture to the Tj forum to identify that cock blocks exist everywhere and in every shape- We must exert and defend our right to be free of petty judgement and resist the haters around us, wherever and whenever. You dont have to go to the Taliban regions to find religious, cultural and racial intollerance!!!)