Do you have a dirty mind???

[Abdel]

Roses are red,
nuts are brown.
Skirts go up,
pants go down.
Body to body,
skin to skin.
When it's stiff, stick it in.
It goes in dry and comes out wet,
the longer it's in,
the stronger it gets.
It comes out dripping and it starts to sag.
It's not what you think, it's a
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lipton tea bag.

 

[valir553]

1. What is it that a man does standing up, a women sitting
down, and a dog on three legs?





Shake hands (or paws as the case may be)


2. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two
of?






Legs


3. What is a four-letter word ending in "K" that means the same
as intercourse?





Talk

4. What is it on a man that is round, hard and sticks so far out
of his pajamas you can hang a hat on it?








His head