Drop dead gorgeous in Southside

[carterriley100]

Hi all,

Does anyone have any leads on a hot young RMT masseuse (prefer to try non-asian if possible lol) that would be located on the south side and that offers quality massages with receipts?

I'm not particularly interested in extras, but wanting to get a relaxing massage and get some eye candy in the process.

She's got to be breath taking gorgeous though

Undrapped would be a bonus but not necessary.

 

[Bob the Knob]

Good luck

 

[Guy2013]

Once you find her maybe you can locate a unicorn to ride over to her location on.

 

[welldunn66]

Hmmmm, what city are you in and what country?
Oh its Edmonton, AB, Canada

Yeah you are dreaming of a fantasy........
The very nice unicorn hawking the Squatty Potty, makes you feel good that you can release as much delicious rainbow coloured ice cream when you are using it. And the man in the commercial says the ice cream that comes out of the unicorn ass served on ice cream cone was delicious too and invites you to get some.
Good luck in your search for the unicorn rainbow ice cream.......I mean massage lady that you described.

 

[gshawn9999]

Goodluck!!!


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[Albert Johnson]

With four questions and a deleted thread in a year, "good luck" is more than he should expect. Particularly in view of his unrealistic standards.

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Taste the rainbow, eat the rainbow. I'm about to go milk my pet giraffe for some delicious real fruity Skittle goodness.

And when I'm done, I'm going to have some fun with my Supermodel wife....who, thanks to Oil of Olay....never ages.

 

[Albert Johnson]

Can I have her when your done with her?

 

[MASSAGE.MAESTRO]

Can I have her when your done with her?

Sure, I will share my giraffe with you. Everyone should get to enjoy that skittle goodness.

 

[Jelloguy]

Get in early with your request to Santa. If not, try Santa-prime expedited with quicker delivery options.

Breath taking gorgeous? Depends on if your talking to an asthmatic or not, he may have a different definition.

 

[soybomber]

Oh wow.... Come on guys! There's got to be somebody! Right? No? Oh....

 

[Old Fart]

Sure, I will share my giraffe with you. Everyone should get to enjoy that skittle goodness.

I don't like skittles. I'll take your super model wife and some extra Oil of oLAY

 

[Albert Johnson]

I don't like skittles. I'll take your super model wife and some extra Oil of oLAY

I had first dibs on her. You can have the Oil of OLAY and pretend you are at one of the DIY places.

 

[Bob the Knob]

Does the Oil of Olay keep wrinkles out of your Willy?

 

[Guy2013]

Does the Oil of Olay keep wrinkles out of your Willy?

No, but a few strokes or a warm mouth will remove all the wrinkles