** EVERYONE ** is working at SRM now

[kennya14635b9x]

The front page of the SRM website currently states that ** EVERYONE ** is currently working. Wow! Don't they let anybody take a holiday break?! What slave drivers!!










The morning, afternoon and evening shifts are arranged so that in the weeklong schedule view they together say "Merry Christmas ** Everyone ** with the last word being the evening roster

 

[Kat* to the Extreme]

I tried phoning to book an appointment but no one picked up. I guess they're all busy and the attendants booked up already!

 

[Person]

Damn this place is popular!

 

[Megs]

Take a look at the schedule page in its entirety: It reads "Merry Christmas everyone." No one's working.

 

[tintin]

Yes, JayCaz, read the bottom part of the OP. Explained that.

But its still hillarious.

 

[nykkibabyyy]

and JayCaz, indicates sarcasm

 

[Princess Lex]

You are easily amused!!

 

[Pritzooo:D]

Well I am rather Jolly.

 

[Ilove P]

Not illiterate, nor unversed in emoticons. You get the prize for useless posts though.

 

[Ninja Genius]

and you get the prize for hypocrasy.

 

[Danabell]

Here's my review of SRM from Dec26th: Since "everyone" was on schedule, I thought I'd give them all a try and booked a 50min appointment. Was led to the Vegas room, took my shower and, voila, in came the girls.....all 45 of them. I opted for the bodyslide, so all 45 girls undressed.....it was like the specials they have at stripclubs where all the girls parade around. Since time was limited to 1 minute 4 seconds per girl per slide, I really couldn't differentiate between their techniques, styles, anything...it was just a blur of hands and boobs and hands and bums and boobs and legs, I had a happy ending, settled up and left.

Cost... $50 door fee + $4500 body-slide fee (45 girls....you do the math!)
Repeat.....probably not

 

[Voudu]

Nice review - I was also going to try that but appreciate you TOFTT. Saved me a couple o bucks.