Feedback Needed

[KiwiKid [new avatar]]

The Lawrence Spa ( 2007 Lawrence Ave W unit #4) is looking for feed back to improve our services to our loyal clients.

 

[sdprice84]

First thing you need to do is change your name.

Lawrence sounds like a registered sex offender with a drug addiction.

I know it's called that because that's what street your on, but it's just not working.

Change your name to The Slide Factory, hire a few girls with world class jibs and world class plants. Once this is done, buy ad space on massageplanet.net and then start posting on here with regularity.

When sliders see that you're from the spa they'll be eager to check out The Slide Factory they'll come check it out and then write a review about their sliding experience.

Once you've done all of this you'll be ready to reap the finiancial rewards that sliding will bring you.

PS For providing you with your new name, all I ask for in return is a catered lunch and 5 Shirley Temple's.

 

[hassan]

Rusty:

What's with all the "jib" metaphor all of a sudden? You have already used on several other threads.

Are you entering a nautical phase?

 

[Snow Kid(is back again 2)]

Yes you should change your name but to The Metropolitan Slide. Your business will skyrocket and you'll attract lots of girls both to work there and to be customers there. And you'll get lots of web hits.

Refreshments before, during and after the session: Earl Grey tea, roast vegetable panini, chicken clubs, etc.

Lava lamps in all the rooms.

House DJ spinning cool trax.

House dog or cat.

You should consider mpa uniforms. Several times I've been confused whether the receptionist showing me to my room was available only to receive cold looks.

Stamp cards: 10th visit is free, baseball cap, air miles

Big parking lot.

 

[Jona B]

It's all about the jib, my friend.

You're either with Jib Nation, or you're against us.

What's it gonna be?

 

[Texas Patriot]

Now the Slide Factory would definitely attract a guy like me to spend my "fortunes" at your place.

Just a few more suggestions if I may....

The Olde Slide House...Its worth the drive.
Tug Nation
Slidey's
and finally The Illegal Massage Parlour

Dear lord the weed is not working anymore

 

[~JYP <3 Gail Kim]

You should install a Frutopia machine.

 

[Owais Memon]

Lawrence Spa... How about some feedback, not valuable but closer to an answer than the others so far.

I have never visited your spa.... Have never even seen a review, or remember one at least.... Perhaps thats a start? I usually take one for the team .... but have followed many reviews and visted certain places... When I do review ... under my alter ego alias, I usually get many pms folowing... and many a week after when those have visited giving some updated info...

I think a spa needs to be in the circle... a circle ... and then become mainstream..... but the circles are what keeps it busy I believe...

Cannot help with improvements since I havent visted or even heard of you yet...

 

[kayluwho]

You also need a phone number that is memorable.

870-3636, not 870-freesexfreesex.
Suddenly I feel like pizza.

Since Spode already used The old Slide House, I'll go with "Slide and Tweek", a game for the whole family.

 

[knowledge_dispenser]

I'm not sure about improving things for your regulars but a few things that will probably increase the number of visits would be a website with some basic info like some of the banners here like Lexa which provide basic info like a map of your address, hours and telephone and would not cost much. At the other end are websites like SRM with pics of the ladies and a posted schudule but that sounds quite expensive. I see your ad occasionally in the Eye or Now which is a very good idea. Could you tell us a little about your spa here, that might get some more visits for you too. Info like are your attendants European, Oriental or a mix of different ladies, are showers in room or not, how many attendants work each shift, etc.

 

[Anna]

2007 Lawrence Ave West? That's odd. I live about a kilometre away and never seen or heard of your spa. And just think, I've been driving many kilometres away to visit my usual palces when I could have been taking a 10 minute walk over to your place and saving gas @ $1/litre.

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