First date!

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Did anyone catch this on the Jay Leno Tonight Show? Apologies if it has appeared before.
Jay asked for descriptions of the most embarrassing FIRST DATE.

One woman told of her first date with a fellow one midwinter - freezing cold - and he had taken her skiing. They had a fun day and were driving home that afternoon when she began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were in the middle of nowhere, no restroom to be seen. Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a while, but finally she came to a point where she told him that he had betterstop and let her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped, and she crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down, and started. The snow was deep and she didn't have a good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself. Her date stood the other side of the car watching for traffic.

Although the situation was rather embarrassing, all she could think about was the relief she felt. Until she became aware of another problem. As she bent to pull up her pants, she discovered her buttocks were firmly glued to the car's fender. (Thoughts of tongues frozen to
icebox freezers came to mind, as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.)

Horrified by her plight, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater, and then, as she looked at him with red face, he burst out laughing.

She too got the giggles, and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, theywere also faced with a real problem. Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free. So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date unzipped his pants and proceeded to pee her butt off the fender.

Jay Leno remarked that "this gives a whole new meaning to being 'pissed off'".

(I often wonder if she ended up married to the guy.)