Get Some Game

[MissDementia]

Honestly Im Sick Of Hearing All These Crappy Reviews About All These Spa's And All The Girls At Them Why Dont You Guys Shower Up PROPERLY Take Your Money And Hit Up A Bar Or A Club And Try To Pick Up Some Girls If You Guys Can Handle That...NOT THAT HARD Or Is It?? You Guys Must Make Your Mothers Proud Looooooooooooooooooooooser's

 

[gaiasloft]

Good point. I quit.

 

[Metallica]

Me too.

 

[dynollis]

I bet your mom is prouder than my mom...

 

[alby]

Glad I quit awhile ago.
Great use of the cap key as well - very original.

 

[b8ee1]

The question is , why are YOU hearing these reviews at all? "All these" implies that you have been lurking here for quite some time, so what the heck are you doing here, if you find it all so distasteful?

 

[::.RandomQuestions.::]

I'll shower if Burt shrinks his sig pic!

 

[Alan]

Hey AphaC : I Bet You Make Your Teachers Proud .

 

[CasualFan blocks idiots]

Although your mother is more proud of me than she is of you. She told me so last night after I picked her up in a bar, I think she is the Cougar champ of Valhalla Inn.

 

[Soggy Waffles]

I always shower at the spa (twice) but I don't drink. If you can find me a bar where I could get a BS without the "BS" I would quit. BTW I am looser after a good massage.

 

[OLD MAN OF KNOWLEDGE]

You're right, I only make your mom proud.

 

[THEFUNGI]

closest I could find is this

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=22111

 

[Natalia]

I think your Mom once massaged me and she needed a shower afterwards.

 

[StiniuttyTat]

Here's another classic
http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=146791&page=2&highlight=losers

 

[i need a hug?]

Get some better MPA's and the reviews won't be so bad.

 

[Elijah]

I guess we've been told

Too bad ALL of us ugly f*ckers can't fit in the bell tower with Quasimodo...

Guess we have to visit MP's instead!

 

[Nickoooooooooo]

Wow 4 people banned in that thread!

 

[Confusing123]

WOW that's what I have been doing wrong all these years...

 

[Sludge]

One thing's clear: You don't have your

 

[npm]

Wow. Why did so many people respond to this thread?

The poster is either trying and succeeding in getting a rise out of massageplanet.netites. Or it's a MPA at AC who needs to understand that she works at a bottom of the barrel place and that means the clients aren't going to be exactly Richard Gere's from Pretty Woman and more likely to be RG's of the gerbil fame.
This is not to say that the higher end spas don't get their fair share of weirdos and freaks (heck I used to go to them!).


But even then I doubt that this is a MPA because why choose such an obvious handle?

OR for the conspiracy theorists perhaps it's someone trying to make AC look bad (not that it was the crown jewel of massage to begin with).