getting caught....

[Kass86]

Getting caught is always our worst nightmare.....

almost happened to me today....

saw an MPA, and after I showered and got cleaned up (hopefully erasing any evidence), the MPA kissed me on the cheek goodbye....and i was on my way...drove back to work.

got back to work, and not just 5 minutes, someone asked, what looked like lipstick on me......i made up some excuse....but if that was the wife....there would be no excuse.

a few times ago, I found a single long hair stuck on me....also a no-no...

so just a word to the wise to my fellow massageplanet.netites to be careful......

 

[Atmey]

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A word to the wise to you. Stop cheating!!!!!...

 

[iaminvisible8888]

You simply need to have a set of hobbying clothes. Keep a spare suit at work, or some casual clothes in the car. Wear them to the party, then change back into civvies before you go home. And the shower is a good idea - keep it up.

As for the cheating bit - do you mind sharing what the problem is with your wife? Did she get fat? Not aging well? Low sexual desire? Or is it that you are a typical guy - a wanderer? Lol.

 

[Katie]

Oh well I'm the type of guy who will never settle down
Where pretty girls are well, you know that I'm around
I kiss 'em and I love'em 'cause to me they're all the same
I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don't even know my name
They call me the wanderer yeah the wanderer
I roam around around around...

 

[Athena]

thee are the reasons I am single while doing this.

 

[J M]

I had a close call a while ago.

Did not check in the mirror before leaving the MP. Walked in the front door at home, took my coat off and the closet mirror showed that my shirt was buttoned up one button hole out of sinc resulting in an uneven flapping collar !! Dashed into the bathroom to correct the situation before my wife welcomed me. Phew!!!!!

 

[MassEauTerra]

That's one NICE thing about being single and living alone.

Sometimes it's kind of hot to drive home smelling like a sexy MPA

 

[Aaron R]

I had an MPA (Catherine from GOE in Hamilton) early on refuse a goodbye hug - it would leave perfume/hair after the shower. Best no contact post shower from her viewpoint, which I found strange, but makes sense.

 

[dbraunofva]

join a gym and stop there and take steam and shower afterwards

 

[:) smile (:]

Some of the friggin washes and cleaners in the showers make it practically IMPOSSIBLE not to leave the place strongly scented - Apricot scrub, mango cleanser - geez, how bout just some plain old liquid ivory soap?

 

[Paul S]

I totally agree burt. Those scented soaps are the WORST. Especially if your significant other has the nose of a bloodhound like mine. If you run a spa and you are reading this. GET RID OF THE CHEAP SCENTED SOAPS!

 

[guitarist_147]

There are many many ways to get caught - you have to have EVERY aspect of your game nailed down:

1) how to account for the time
2) how to account for the money
3) how to account for the mileage on the car
4) why were you not answering your cellphone?
5) outgoing calls on cellphone and/or cellphone bill
6) where to hide a cellphone if using a dedicated one
7) you have been given a business card - I don't even put 'em in my pocket, I HOLD IT IN MY HAND UNTIL I THROW IT OUT!
8)physical evidence - smells (perfumes)
- sights (lipstick, makeup , hairs, even looking cleaner than when u left or should be)
- socks inside out
- sperm stains in underwear! DEADLY! If you are a dribbler, either take a piss afterwards, or wrap the sucker in tissue paper
9) computer evidence - massageplanet.net, cl, google searches etc etc

 

[Where am I? is staying!]

And also the expensive scented soaps! For that matter, the strong incense doesn't help either.

 

[PapeR TigeR]

Another bad one is having to goto the Doctor cuz you got an STD. The risk is there with any activity no matter how safe you think you are playing. If you don't realize you got an STD you could also pass it to your wife and then you are really fucked. You have some splaining to do...Out of all explained above I would say this is the biggest threat in fact it's because of this potential marriage killer I do not hobby any more (6 months and counting)

 

[Twilighter09]

You assume that sex with your partner is actually occurring...

 

[chris j]

and yet here you are, perusing the pages of massageplanet.net!

 

[teacup]

That's what I do and is the best way....

 

[Morghanna]

HAHHAHA

 

[chance]

Why not. I don't have to stick my dick in someone to enjoy the reviews, techie comments etc.

 

[DemonBookLover]

On two different occasions i've had scratches all down my back didnt even realise the session was THAT good. It takes days to hide that shit man