Helen @ Josephine's - Oriental Delight

[Kimberlyannl9]

Well boys, my karmic realignment finally kicked in after I got home dejected from my earlier morning's disappointments between Lexa, I&P and Jun-Jun2 (in total I must have wasted 4 hours in public transit and being massaged by a fat chinese woman )

I was going to give up for the day and settle for the usual double date with the wonder twins (Lefty & Righty), when I thought to myself: Hell no I will not be denied! So I sucked it up and checked out some of my weblinks and realized I had totally forgotten to check out Josephine's just a little farther down the Brown Line from I&P massage. I had been meaning to go, but after reading some of the mixed reviews the place had gotten over the year, I had always thought better of it. Well I'm glad I hit the desperation point today.

I checked out their website http://www.josephinespa.com/attendants.htm and immediately saw some photos that "grabbed my attention", namely Sasha, Morgan, Jenna, and Helen, so I called in to find out who was working. Sure enough two of the lovely ladies I was interested were on that day: Morgan and Helen. Seeing as I've got the Yellow Fever today ("I've got a fever, and the only prescription, is more cowbell" LOL), Helen was my choice hands down (and up, and down... LOL)

One more TTC ride and 25 minutes later I'm staring Helen eye to eye and I must say it was quite a sight to behold. A stunning, well proportioned (34A-24-34 if I were a guessing man) and surprisingly tall (about 5'10" in heels, probably 5'7" actual gauging from her shoes) Asian beauty stood before me in a cyan blouse with matching lingerie. At first glance I would speculate she's mid to late twenties (I'm 26 and she seemed just slightly older than me from her demeanour). She asked me in charmingly broken english if I was there for a massage, and my reply was "Hell yes!" (well not in those exact words as I am a gentleman after all... **wink**)

She quickly collected the $45 room fee and escorted me down the corridor to the room (I didn't get a chance to see the other beauties they're supposed to have sitting around so you could pick). I should note at this point that the previous reviews I read about Josephine's mentioned that they were a little money hungry. I would speculate that they do collect the fee faster than anywhere else I've been, and that this could easily be misconstrued... I will comment again on this issue in a little bit.

The decor is decent and the room more spacious than I am accustomed to since the shower & sink are right there. She said she'd give me a few minutes to shower and then come back. Though I was already showered I always do so again just to make sure I'm at my freshest, and just as I was finishing Helen came back in and even dried me off without being asked - a very good first impression in my books. I assumed the position and laid down with the anticipation of the games to come.

At this point she asks me if I want her to get undressed and if so she'd like to collect the money now. I was prepared for this request thanks the those of you massageplanet.netites that contributed reviews in the past, so i quickly countered with "how about you just massage for now and then we'll see what options I try out". This is my polite way of saying "Prove to you're good enough to warrant me blowing $60 on a NR". She smiled and began the regular massage with grace and care. After a couple minutes of this and the fact that she had curtailed any money-grabbing behaviour (plus the fact that she was hot), I felt she would be a good session and politely asked her to remove all that heavy lingerie (out of concern for her back of course... LOL)

Helen has a spectacular body, a pretty face with shoulder-length hair, smooth blemish free skin, a cute set of A-cup (demi handfuls) with large and responsive nipples, tapering down to a flat stomach, a nice tight set of hips, and a smooth and cute posterior, all of that set atop a pair of killer legs with just the right level of musculature (calves to die for for all you leg-lovers out there). Yeah the bum could be a little more bubbly, but show me an asian girl with a tight bubble butt and a decent rack and I'll show you a white girl that died her hair black and got her eyes slanted... LOL

(see part 2 -->)

 

[animegal_cute]

She does a decent amount of teasing right before the flip which occured 10 minutes into the 30-40 min session, and then she massaged the front with equal care a soft sensuality. Then at long last the long awaited moment arrives - the finish. Great technique, a featherlight tingle touch at the beginning, more forceful coaxing near the end, something which I took great care to prolong for the remaing duration of my session. 15 minutes later I collapsed a VERY happy camper (some MPs like to go for the quick finish, which is something she may have been trying to do as well at first, but I am a resilient little bastard that will not be denied a decent length finish) The session lasted approximately 25 mintues by my count, which is the only other point I may detract and another reason they may be misconstrued at times. From what little I can tell of how they operate, the status quo does seem to be "Get the money up front, finish him quick if you can, and set up the room again to make more $$$". I sincerely doubt you'll ever get a 40 min session, but you should not accept aything less than a 25 minute massage unless you don't mind being ripped off (or you're a quick release type... LOL)

After that she attended to my cleaning, then took a shower herself, then set up the shower for me, and afterwards cleaned the room while I got dressed in preparation for the next client. I dressed slowly all the while taking in this vision in blue lingerie one last time (blue's my favorite color, and on a hot asian woman it's even more so) I thanked her kindly for a job well done and definitely plan to see her again in the future.

Raven's Final Rating:
Facility: 4.5/5 - Decent layout, plus I like the fact that the girls are lined up and you can pick who you want if you decide to do a walk-in
Prices: 4/5 - Market Standard: $45 for (30-40 min) + $60 NR
Attendant Looks: 4.5/5 - If she had just slightly larger breasts and a shaved Y I would have given her the 5.
Attitude: 4.5/5 - Nice woman, great service, even after the end of the session when she gave me candies on the way out. She's not a big conversationalist due to her limited english, but she does make it a point to ask how you're enjoying yourself several times during the session.
Massage: 3.5/5 - More of a light body grazing, but she uses a decent quantity of oil and she has very warm hands which are pretty dextrous.
Service: 4/5 - I would have possibly given her higher had she allowed herself to be massaged too, I did what I could from my laid down position, but did not propose us switching places. Your hands can roam but not down south from what I saw, but maybe that improves with repeats.
Finish: 4/5 - Great feather touch to start, good hand usage during the middle, slightly jack-hammerish near the end, but I think that was because I was takling so damn long on purpose... LOL

Repeat?: Hell Yes! As soon as I can scrape some more funds together (I'm on a budget... and I wated $45 at Jun-Jun2, and 2 botched sessions the previous month)

Treat her well boys, a little courtesy will help the attitude you receive in return.

Raven out

P.S.: Sorry for writing too much, I guess I lost myself in nostalgia...

 

[Mikeasaurus]

Wow! You took public transit all the down to Brown's Line? I didn't know it went that way. Determined SOB you are.

 

[Cookie_Cohen]

This is an oxymoron if I ever heard one.

Nice review.

 

[kiwi mum to one and a bun]

Ravencroft, your writing skills and attention to detail are much appreciated; no need to apologize for being prolific

 

[BEAUTY QUEEN]

Thanks Johnny D,

As for Back Burner's post about an oxymoron, I suppose I should have rephrased that sentence better. What I meant to suggest by treating her well was that in doing so you stand a better chance at avoiding a rushed pump & jerk session as was complained about in previous reviews of Josephine's spa. She seemed genuinely pleased at the respective manner in which I dealt with her.

Food for thought,

Raven out

P.S.: BackBurner I edited the post to remove said oxymoron, even though the two sentences were by no means connected... No one likes a smart ass... LOL

 

[Spraynard Kruger]

Nice review Ravencroft !!!

I am sure that Count Strahd would be delighted ... Oops, I think that is actually Ravenloft.

Anyways, Josephines is a great place and I have been there many times. Helen is one of the ladies I was going to check out, thanks for TOFTT.

VBB

 

[preciousAngel]

Thanks VBB,

Actually it was all thanks to your reviews that I went there in the first place. It has been a real treat reading the volumes of information you have posted here on massageplanet.net.

She was so cute I couldn't even begin to count it as TOFTT

I look forward to reading more of your experiences in the future.

All the best,

Raven

 

[Lawrie]

If recall correct, Helen is 1 of their veterans.

 

[Gayle]

there is a lot more booty from those pics...that photog knew that as well...