Review Honey Spa - Chanel and Betty

[three-eighths]

There's been a bit of buzz on the forum about Honey Spa so I thought i'd check them out.

TLDR: Don't be drawn in by the shiny promises made on the website. Pricing structure is whacked. ($100 for an extra 15 minutes, $400 for an hour? Are you serious?)

Chanel:
Was my most recent visit of the two and probably in my top 5 worst sessions in the last seven years. First off, disregard the pictures of her in the white form-fitting dress or the shorts and t-shirt. That's NOT a good indication of what she looks like in the room. I'm not going to argue whether they're really her or not. Otherwise, the stats are fairly accurate. No SF2, zero sensuality, fake engagement and on her phone every chance she could get. Basically, both of us couldn't wait to run out the clock and get out of there.
Now, others seem have had glowing sessions based on their reviews and I won't dispute that here. Maybe she's not into older white gentlemen? Perhaps, but then buyer beware.

Betty:
Met her as a walk-in. No-one else wa offered and, as it was my first visit, I went with the flow. Pretty, chatty, wonderful smile and laugh. Stats and pictures are fairly accurate. I think she looks better in person. SF2 right out of the gate which was nice. Once on the bed, her routine starts. Come to think of it, it was the same routine with Chanel. There must be a master script that they follow. The difference was that Betty was an order of magnitude more engaged than Chanel. Still, not very sensual, a bit mechanical/programmed. Finished the session with a water flute (a first for me) but no CIM as implied on the website. Overall the session was about average (whatever that means in this lobbying climate) but the pricing left me feeling slightly cheated.

My two experiences with Honey Spa has left me somewhat gun-shy of going back.