I lied to my crush that I'm a good massager.. Now he wants me to give

[Melody Dimple]

him a really good massage tomorrow! Wtf!? Hhhheeeelllllppppppppp!! Idk how to massage or anything lz for the love of God help me..! It just kinda slipped outta my mouth how was I suppose to predict he'd ask me to give him a massage..?
He's usually really stressful & does a lotta work & is expecting the world's greatest massage from me!

 

[JanetM]

You decline. This is just a crush, not a boyfriend. Massage is a little personal in this context. Straighten out that lie. You certainly can't fix it with another lie. Tell the truth, but just make light of it. It doesn't have to be a negative confession. Something like "Saying "I give a good massage" is open to interpretation. I have a feeling my "good" and your interpretation might be a lot less than you'd expect or need. Maybe let's just save massage for some other time... or skip it."

It's just a little lie, but lying that comes too easily can be a problem, especially if there's to be a real relationship... so be careful. You don't want to start off a relationship that way.

 

[Kieran Wynne]

Right here is what to do!
Ask him if he wants oils or bare massage, if he wants it with oils! WAYHAYYY! Youve bought yourself some time...
If he goes bare do it like this, grip his shoulders and press your thumb under his bones(shoulder blades) use circular motions. Go up and down his middle back and push out at the bottom. Feel free to make some things up. Ask him what he prefers. Say many people like many things. and do what he likes. hell be none the wiser
OR...you could tell him the truth ????;D

 

[Cosby Rugrat]

JUst be gentle! Don't hurt him! Just use the lower palm of your hand and gently rub his back and the key to a foot massge is thumbs!

 

[Jane T]

That'll teach you not to lie! they always come back and slap you in the face! Weren't you thinking... didn't you figure that if you told him you gave a good massage he would want one? Just do the best that you can .... and if he questions it, tell him that other people have told you that you give a good massage, that's all. No big deal, just laugh it off together and make light of it. Life will go on .... just don't lie again!

 

[Christian Duarte]

Look it up on youtube it'll probably give you a tutorial or something.

 

[MyThought]

Massage is usually done on bare skin, and this guy may just be looking for an excuse to take his clothes off with you and to have your hands on him.

Youtube has tens of thousands of videos on massage, an overwhelming number. Narrow your search. You might try "couples class massage" to find massage techniques intended for amateurs to use on each other. You probably don't have a massage table at home, and barefoot floor massage probably is the best method for you - use some combination of those terms in a Youtube search.

A few generalities that will help you give a pleasing massage: If you use your hands instead of the barefoot approach, use your whole hand, not fingertips. A little lotion or body oil will help you get appropriate glide (unless you go the barefoot route - then your fella is fully clothed and you use no lubricant). Slow, broad, deep strokes feel better than shalllow brisk strokes.

I really recommend the barefoot floor massage for you. You can apply enough pressure to do some good because your legs are stronger than your arms, and the guy doesn't have an excuse to start undressing.

 

[Akram Barghouthy]

this might help
http://www.google.jo/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=4&ved=0CDcQFjAD&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.selfgrowth.com%2Farticles%2FHow_To_Give_A_Great_Five_Minute_Massage.html&ei=LcMyTtWPIYLMhAeCjsmUCw&usg=AFQjCNEwdVR_6RTPeBiwOrFTl27Mnpqs-A&sig2=0Ho4I66ycUvDuvRZPm-oow