Italian Honeymoon

[jhseekings]

> mpter returning Reviewom his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to sayhello to his Reviewiends.

>Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?"

> Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da train ride down."

> "Whata you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.

> "Well, we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she pack a biga basket a food. She brough ta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da luncha basket.

> The conductore come aby, waga his finger at us anda say, 'no eat indisa car.Musta use a dining car.'

So, me and my beautiful Virginia, we go to da dining car, eat a biga lunch andstarta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino!

> Conductore walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka in disa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So, we go to cluba car.

> While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga is finger again and say, 'No a smokina disa car. Musta go to a smokina car.'

> "We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.

> Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed. We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore, he walka through da hallway
shouting at a top of his a voice.."Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia !' "Nexta time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus ..