Jade at SRM - Holy Sh-t

[Flyer_lower]

I know that all too many of you already know this girl - but I TOFTT and saw her anyway a few weeks ago (after scheduling WAY in advance).

Holy fucking flying hell.

I hate like hell to review her and have her be even busier, but I wouldn't have known about her except for massageplanet.net so I may as well give back.

Jade is pretty, kinda like your sister's hot friend, more than pure model beauty. Real tits, real girl all the way. Not rail thin, but certainly not chunky - just fucking hot, real body like you wish you could be fucking. And sucking. And pushing, and pulling, and yanking, and slapping. But I digress.

I felt like we'd been friends for years within 15 minutes - and believe me there's nothing special about ME.

But there sure as fuck is about HER.

Not sure how else I can say this - she oozes sensuality, but there doesn't seem to be anything contrived about it... it really is like suddenly finding yourself alone with your sister's hot friend AND ACTUALLY BEING ABLE TO SEDUCE HER. Not that this was a recurring fantasy of my youth or anything...

Details of the session are almost unimportant to relate (and impossible anyway with all the new scrutiny), but I'd happily make this statement - that girl could have just stroked my cock for the full time and I still would have fallen for her.

Would I have fallen for her with no physical touch whatsoever? Thankfully, it remains a hypothetical question.

 

[DIESEL]

I take it this means you enjoyed you session with Jade. I met he once over a year ago. I'm just starting too kool down from the exposure.

 

[Me M]

WOW

Sounds like U had an amazing time Kracker. There are some girls in this biz that just "have it" and Jade seems to be one of them.

A couple guys have PM'd about Jade, almost begging me to book an appt... swearing I'll have fun...

On the one hand I'm extremely intrigued, but then if I have a good time I'll want to repeat ASAP, which will fuck the bank account...

It's almost safer not to go so I don't know what I'm missing

 

[young pop-eye]

Welcome to the club...

The SRM Jade Fans Club

CH72

 

[Yogi]

Kracker u've been a member of massageplanet.net since 2001, wonder how u missed all those previous reviews about jade, she's been in buisness for a while now.

Glad u had an amazing time, I can't wait to see her agian

 

[Rosa]

Jade was on and off from the schedule. Glad to see that she is back now.

 

[MO $ LE$$ $$TRE$$ MO LOVE]

Ditto.

 

[b3nzin]

was out of town for a while, just returning... missed some of these posts and a slew of PMs...

it's always hard to discuss specific mileage with a girl because you don't want a guy to be disappointed or a girl to feel pressured...

but if a girl has been positively reviewed on massageplanet.net for years and has clients that she's seen 20+ times, she's probably up for more than a quick tug...

to be clear, however, that time was my FIRST with Jade, so nothing too wild happened... frankly if a girl's too, too loose the first time out you wonder who else's saliva you're tasting anyway...

 

[koolcat]

I've seen Jade a number of times and she plays within the limits. She's positively reviewed because you just become friendly so quickly. She's beautiful without enhancements (has a Jesica Alba look to her). She's always smiling with a great attitude. She also has to be one of the sweetest and most genuine ladies in this business that doesn't play the mindgames. All the above is why she gets hyped and not a mileage factor.

 

[Bananaz!!]

Jade is a real precious gem at SRM, she is even more bussier than well known Sophie & her sis Liz.
Jade has so many positive reviews on massageplanet.net, that one can just close his eyes and book Jade, she will offer you a great service which is hard to find these days with many MPA's even at SRM Jade is a top notch MPA par excellence, because she is a persian origin, & definitely her origin girls are hot & sexy.
Keep up the good work Jade, will see you again soon.

 

[Vonnie]

I have also seen Jade a few times and have to agree with everything Hornet said. She is a real gem.