Jessica @ Alphacare WAIST OF MONEY & TIME

[Pompal 09.]

Due to my hours I often only have one late night option and its Alphacare. But there are a few great girls there....Tanya, Valerie, Jennifer.
However I took a shot with a new girl (new for me) Jessica and man do I regret it

Looks wise her Body is awesome!!!! if great tits and ass are enough for you then go see her...very tight young body with very decent man mades.

Massage: Non exsistent...she would flop her hands around for 10 seconds and then stop and get distracted by her reflection in the mirror. (her words)
ZERO teasing or senuality. I could barely get it up for the lack of sexuality to her. Just no effort to set a mood.
Her sensless babbling was sooooo annoying! (spell check sorry)....I am pretty sure she was high.
She's 21 going on 14.

Finish: NONE....she just gave up and even yawned several times...so I went home and did it myself....should have saved my money!

Hopefully I saved you yours!

 

[cowboydoc]

I'm really not that interested in her waist...it's her tits and ass that turns me on. The waist noly holds the good parts together!!!!

 

[fat_arsehole]

http://www.massageplanet.net.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?280481-Paige-AC&highlight=

my review of paige @ ac. basically, i didn't get a finish either.

 

[Warren T]

If in 9 years you can only manage 9 posts, at least ensure when you are commenting on someone else's grammatical slip, that yours isn't showing too!

 

[Popcorn]

Hey Dr. Tongue....GO FUCK A DICTIONARY...did I spell that right?
And you also made a spelling error in your post busting my balls about spelling....How awesome is that!
ya douche.

 

[amanda and star]

hey man, what was the damage? $ ..all in

 

[Heather D]

I remember paying 60 for the door. 180 total.

 

[DAT DUDE OUTTA BK]

You guys really should lighten up. But now I'm really worried. Not only am I a douche, I'm a dyslexic douche! My Dog!!!

 

[Clover G]

I thought your post was a little tongue in cheek, but I think the OP thought you were serious.

 

[geomark]

Yup, and no this review won't stop me from seeing her.