Joey @ Orchid. My Review will be like a story telling kinda like Darkmane123321 and his reviews.
Back story on why I went with Joey:
Was looking for a CBC or Chinese girl that speaks english. Being a CBC myself, I'm not into FOB Chinese girls (Mandarin speaking). Also someone that offers FS
Joey ONLY works Sunday @ Orchid. No where else or under a different name.
Review:
I showed up for my appointment and was greeted by a lady 30-35 wearing a red dress. She showed to my room then point to the sign asking for how long $40/30 mins, $60/45 mins & $80/hr. I went with 45 mins. Maybe it was a rookie move on my part to go with 45 mins right from the start. So I pay the lady the $60 and she leaves the room. I get undress and sit naked waiting on the table. Same lady comes back in, surprised to see me full naked & told me to lay on my stomach. I was more shocked then she was. I was like "wait, you're Joey???" & she replied "Yes I'm Joey". In my mind I was thinking I was getting catfished here. I said "you look nothing like picture". She grin and said "Oh". I was expecting someone with bit bigger tits and didn't look as old. Since I already paid the $60/45 min for the massage I might as well. Guess next time I'll take the 30 min option and add on later. She started off with a shoulder message and back which was nice, she used pressure and think I felt her elbow digging into my lower back. Someone was at the door & since she was the only 1 working (other girl left at early) she had to go answer it. She came back in & move down to my butt and thighs, ever so gracefully touching my balls, but never full cup grab. I checked her out in the mirror, but since she was wearing a mask, I wasn't sure if I wanted to do extras. At this point I felt that the massage was all she thought I wanted. Seemed like a very long time before being asked to fill over, so I stopped her during the massage and asked if she did extras? She got excited and started removing her dress and bra. I asked how much? $100 30/mins or $120 for 45 mins. I went with the $120 since it was only $20 more. She undressed and got fully naked. Nice small perky breast with long nipples, flat, but firm ass, tanned all over (no tan lines) and bit of a gut. Asked if any kissing and DFK? NO kissing in general is off the menu (Covid). She went over to her masseuse jacket to grab a condom and started of with me laying on the table and she started to lick and suck on my nipples (not a fan of having my nipples lick/suck). With her tits in my face I started sucking on hers and my dick was raging hard as she noticed. She jerked me off for a bit then put on the condom for a CBJ. (was hoping for a BBBJ). While she was give me a BJ, I started playing with her ass and rubbing her pussy. She is shaved, but there was bit of stubble. She moaned and started to deep throat. Pushed her head down and started to thrust. Her BJ skills were ok, but no ball licking or sucking with jerking. She got on top of as she said she wanted to fuck me first. Pussy felt ok, not tight. Played with her tits and pussy as she grind on top of me. Later she want me to fuck her missionary, but she put her fucking mask back on . She laid back on the table, legs wide apart and I asked if I could go down on her. Not sure if she didn't understand what I meant, but I said fuck it and did it anyways. I only licked her for a bit (for reasons I won't mention ). I fucked her while she laid on the table and I stood. Fucking her with her legs on my shoulder felt the best. Moved to doggie and came. Showered together. (room across the hall) Shower was really small (one of those corner showers with quarter circle glass enclosure). She showered with mask on (fucking weird) . She lathered my body with soap and jerked my cock. I was ready for round 2 lol. After we towelled off and went back to the room. Thinking we were done she said there's still 15 mins left and opted to give me more massage, (head massage with weird nail scratching) but was interrupted again with someone at the door. At that time she said time was up and had another client waiting. I paid her the agreed amount and said our goodbyes.
My ratings
Massage - 7/10 - some boring parts & weird head scratching
Personality - 6-10 - wasn't all that talkative
CBJ - 7/10 - was ok, but I had to force her on me
Face - 7/10 (was bit older, say mid 30s and didn't really look like girl from picture)
Sex - 7/10 - were sometimes not sure if she understood me or not when doing different positions.
Repeat - Most likely no since she ONLY works 1 day a week on Sundays & interrupted 2 times throughout.
Back story on why I went with Joey:
Was looking for a CBC or Chinese girl that speaks english. Being a CBC myself, I'm not into FOB Chinese girls (Mandarin speaking). Also someone that offers FS
Joey ONLY works Sunday @ Orchid. No where else or under a different name.
Review:
I showed up for my appointment and was greeted by a lady 30-35 wearing a red dress. She showed to my room then point to the sign asking for how long $40/30 mins, $60/45 mins & $80/hr. I went with 45 mins. Maybe it was a rookie move on my part to go with 45 mins right from the start. So I pay the lady the $60 and she leaves the room. I get undress and sit naked waiting on the table. Same lady comes back in, surprised to see me full naked & told me to lay on my stomach. I was more shocked then she was. I was like "wait, you're Joey???" & she replied "Yes I'm Joey". In my mind I was thinking I was getting catfished here. I said "you look nothing like picture". She grin and said "Oh". I was expecting someone with bit bigger tits and didn't look as old. Since I already paid the $60/45 min for the massage I might as well. Guess next time I'll take the 30 min option and add on later. She started off with a shoulder message and back which was nice, she used pressure and think I felt her elbow digging into my lower back. Someone was at the door & since she was the only 1 working (other girl left at early) she had to go answer it. She came back in & move down to my butt and thighs, ever so gracefully touching my balls, but never full cup grab. I checked her out in the mirror, but since she was wearing a mask, I wasn't sure if I wanted to do extras. At this point I felt that the massage was all she thought I wanted. Seemed like a very long time before being asked to fill over, so I stopped her during the massage and asked if she did extras? She got excited and started removing her dress and bra. I asked how much? $100 30/mins or $120 for 45 mins. I went with the $120 since it was only $20 more. She undressed and got fully naked. Nice small perky breast with long nipples, flat, but firm ass, tanned all over (no tan lines) and bit of a gut. Asked if any kissing and DFK? NO kissing in general is off the menu (Covid). She went over to her masseuse jacket to grab a condom and started of with me laying on the table and she started to lick and suck on my nipples (not a fan of having my nipples lick/suck). With her tits in my face I started sucking on hers and my dick was raging hard as she noticed. She jerked me off for a bit then put on the condom for a CBJ. (was hoping for a BBBJ). While she was give me a BJ, I started playing with her ass and rubbing her pussy. She is shaved, but there was bit of stubble. She moaned and started to deep throat. Pushed her head down and started to thrust. Her BJ skills were ok, but no ball licking or sucking with jerking. She got on top of as she said she wanted to fuck me first. Pussy felt ok, not tight. Played with her tits and pussy as she grind on top of me. Later she want me to fuck her missionary, but she put her fucking mask back on . She laid back on the table, legs wide apart and I asked if I could go down on her. Not sure if she didn't understand what I meant, but I said fuck it and did it anyways. I only licked her for a bit (for reasons I won't mention ). I fucked her while she laid on the table and I stood. Fucking her with her legs on my shoulder felt the best. Moved to doggie and came. Showered together. (room across the hall) Shower was really small (one of those corner showers with quarter circle glass enclosure). She showered with mask on (fucking weird) . She lathered my body with soap and jerked my cock. I was ready for round 2 lol. After we towelled off and went back to the room. Thinking we were done she said there's still 15 mins left and opted to give me more massage, (head massage with weird nail scratching) but was interrupted again with someone at the door. At that time she said time was up and had another client waiting. I paid her the agreed amount and said our goodbyes.
My ratings
Massage - 7/10 - some boring parts & weird head scratching
Personality - 6-10 - wasn't all that talkative
CBJ - 7/10 - was ok, but I had to force her on me
Face - 7/10 (was bit older, say mid 30s and didn't really look like girl from picture)
Sex - 7/10 - were sometimes not sure if she understood me or not when doing different positions.
Repeat - Most likely no since she ONLY works 1 day a week on Sundays & interrupted 2 times throughout.
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