Kia vs Rolls-Royce

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<div class="bbWrapper">A man driving a Kia stops at a traffic light next to a Rolls-Royce.<br /> <br /> The Kia driver rolls down his window and calls out to the Rolls-Royce driver, &quot;Hey, pal, that&#039;s an impressive car. Does your Rolls have Wi-Fi? My Kia does!&quot;<br /> The Rolls-Royce driver replies, &quot;Yes, it has Wi-Fi.&quot;<br /> <br /> The Kia driver continues, &quot;Nice! And do you have a fridge in there? I have a fridge in the backseat of my Kia!&quot;<br /> The Rolls-Royce driver, getting irritated, responds, &quot;Yes, there&#039;s a refrigerator.&quot;<br /> <br /> Not backing down, the Kia driver asks, &quot;That&#039;s cool, man! What about a TV? I&#039;ve got a TV in my Kia&#039;s backseat!&quot;<br /> The Rolls-Royce driver, increasingly annoyed, says, &quot;Yes, there&#039;s a television. A Rolls-Royce is the epitome of luxury vehicles!&quot;<br /> <br /> The Kia driver says, &quot;Amazing car! But, do you have a bed in there? I&#039;ve got a bed in the back of my Kia!&quot;<br /> Frustrated that his car lacks a bed, the Rolls-Royce driver speeds off. He heads straight to the dealership and orders a bed to be installed in his Rolls. The following morning, he picks up his car, and the bed looks fantastic, complete with silk sheets and elegant brass accents. It&#039;s undoubtedly a bed suited for a Rolls-Royce.<br /> <br /> The Rolls-Royce driver spends the entire day searching for the Kia. Finally, late that night, he spots the Kia parked with fogged-up windows. He gets out of his Rolls-Royce and knocks on the Kia&#039;s window. At first, there&#039;s no response, but then the owner pokes his head out, dripping wet.<br /> <br /> &quot;I now have a bed in the back of my Rolls-Royce,&quot; the Rolls-Royce driver declares smugly.<br /> The Kia driver replies, &quot;Did you really drag me out of the shower just to tell me that?!&quot;<br /> <br /> <a href="https://www.jokesoftheday.net/joke-Kia-vs-Rolls-Royce/2023041397" target="_blank" class="link link--external" data-proxy-href="/proxy.php?link=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.jokesoftheday.net%2Fjoke-Kia-vs-Rolls-Royce%2F2023041397&amp;hash=503b5901ad9620705e735686ec107584" rel="nofollow ugc noopener"><img src="/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.jokesoftheday.net%2Fjokes-archive%2F2023%2F04%2F13%2FKia-vs-Rolls-Royce.jpg&amp;hash=797c72fd9f7b62549af94db56d0e348c" data-url="https://www.jokesoftheday.net/jokes-archive/2023/04/13/Kia-vs-Rolls-Royce.jpg" class="bbImage " loading="lazy" alt="Kia vs Rolls-Royce" title="Kia vs Rolls-Royce" style="" width="" height="" /></a> <br /> #joke <br /> <br /> Read more on page <a href="https://www.jokesoftheday.net" target="_blank" class="link link--external" data-proxy-href="/proxy.php?link=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.jokesoftheday.net&amp;hash=5b5ab547d087d7375b2ad2c4d474d2a4" rel="nofollow ugc noopener">Jokes of the day for Thursday, 13 April 2023</a></div>
 
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