KIM - UTOPIA - A Disappointment

[Bubblez]

DID ALL MY RESEARCH.....WANTED A DIRTY TALKER...SHE CAME HIGHLY RECOMMENDED ...

WENT....VERY PLEASANT..AS AM I......A TRUE GENTLEMAN...TOLD HER OF WHAT I HAD READ...THAT I WANTED HER TO MASSAGE MY MIND..... SHE WAS EXTREMELY SHY...WILL ONLY DO IT WITH GUYS SHE KNOWS WELL.....SO.....AS IT WAS ONLY MY SECOND TIME.....NARY A WORD WAS SAID WITH ANY FILTHY TWANG.

JUST A WARNING GUYS.....

Looks -8
CLEANLINESS - 9
Breasts - 9.5
SERVICE OVERALL - 7
Dirty Talk - 0

 

[Noe diaz- weaver]

What's with the review being all in capitals?

Maybe she wasn't in the mood.....
To talk dirty you got to be in the right mind set....Guess you caught her on an off day.....

Or maybe she got stage fright....

 

[Jesse T]

your first mistake was telling her about what you had read.

 

[valir553]

For most girls, service gets better with more visits, but not with Kim. I've seen Kim
about 5 times, and more I saw her, the more restrictive she got.

Meh, if she would have stayed the same as the first 2 times I saw her, she would
have definitely been my regular.

 

[cdh77477]

the first rule of fight club is, you never talk about fight club!

99% of the time, when you mention massageplanet.net to an mpa or an sp, you can forget about mileage. keep that in mind next time, hopefully your mileage and experience will improve.

- john

 

[catinhat]

I don't want to contradict your experience... but I've had great times with Kim. Maybe you two just don't have chemistry?

 

[Moosa .]

The one thing MPA's hate is new clients with "expectations."

Just coz Kim talks dirty to other clients guarantees you nothing.

A few months ago I got into some fantastic dirty talk with an MPA I'd seen before but never tried it with. This MPA told me she KNEW I was doing it with respect and that it was all part of an act.

I gave her a big hug at the end, held her hand and thanked her for playing along

You made an honest mistake by mentioning massageplanet.net. With regular MPA's it doesn't matter because trust has been established but NEW MPA's get spooked. Kim may have thought you'd turn around and repeat everything she said word for word on the board.

Hence it was easier for her to say nothing.

Anyway, we all learn, and other potential clients are warned NOT to talk about fight club

 

[Pompal 09.]

Yeah I've seen Kim a few times and I really like her. She did the dirty talk a little bit and i'm not really into it.

I'm a bit unhappy that she got new boobs. Completely off topic.

 

[Jaguar Jones is uncouth]

Perhaps the research....suggesting she was #1 at this...was flawed.

I know if I go looking for a BBBJ or Fs...that i expect that. Thought it was soemthing that...if asked for....could be provided......Anyhow...No I won't see her again...That was twice..and enough!!

 

[xoxogrl]

You must be 1 unlucky dude with streak of bad reviews.

Thanks for finding the key.

 

[muberbacher]

Are those negative numbers?

 

[Girl of the Wolves]

I WOULD OF THOUGHT YOU DO NOT EXPECT SOMETHING FROM YOUR SO...but from a MP or SP...NO way.

We are the paying customer.!!!

I guess my mistake was paying first...along with staying for the session - Live and learn.

Just wanted to post so others know!!!. DIRTY TALK IS A NO NO WITH KIM!!!

But I think it entirely fair that if i go to a Sp expecting a BJ..pay cash..she and I get naked...that I get a BJ!

Alas..I digress....Don't get me wrong...Nice girl and all...But wanted to warn about the non dirty talk!!!

 

[Simi]

She did dirty talk with me...

 

[Aurora150]

Every guy goes in with expectations.

The idea that you go in with no expectations is ludicrous.

Imagine the girl looks nothing like the pictures - you didn't have any expectations?

The girl talks with a deep enough voice that you know she used to be a "he" - you didn't have expectations?

You read (here for instance) that a girl is up for ass play and you go and see her? No expectations?

Baloney.

Each and every one of you goes to an attendant, whether the first time or the 100th, with a ton of expectations, and a ton of hopes.

The expectation here - to be talked dirty to - is a pretty tame expectation - hard to think it was unrealistic.

A mistake to tell her? Yeesh. I guess he's supposed to just act pleasantly surprised if she does it?????

Each and every one of you should spell out what you want and negotiate accordingly. Spell it out in a nice way to maximize your chances. If you still don't get what you hoped for, you always can not repeat.

Blech.

 

[Pompal 09.]

This is my first review so here it goes.

I saw that Kim was a dirty talker and I am into that so i walked in to Utopia and was greeted by Kim. First thing that I noticed is that she has an american-asian pornstar look. She had a teacher type outfit with her hair put up and thck frame glasses. Being Asian myself I can attest that she is indeed hot. (through asian eyes)

I chose the 30mn deluxe session and was escorted to my room for a shower. She came in 3-4 minutes later and started a nice massage on my front. She then asked if I wanted to massage her but I was too tired to so she jumped on me and did a pretty good bodyslide with multiple positions. After 10mins or so she did a release while standing on the floor which was a bit of a disappointment. It took like 15 for the release cause I was kinda trying to hold out. She did kinda talk dirty telling me what she want me to do to her and how much she wanted me.

All in all, a pretty decent massage with some dirty talk but I guess like the other posters have said, I had a higher expectation and was a little underwhelmed.

Facility: 8.25 very clean
Face: 8
Body: 8.5
Service: 9 was very into the session and went overtime by 10mins w/o complaints
cleaniness: 9 showered very thoroughly after our session
dirty talk: 7
overall: 8

 

[dominick]

Please Do Not Tell Me To Stop Spreading The Word!!!

I Got What I Got And Reviewed!

Fark!!

 

[chren03]

Yah, I think the point was about expectations. She did a fine job for me. I thought she was hot, I liked the dirty talk, but I moved on. I think if you come into the room and tell the lady you have heard or read such and such it might intimidate them. I think the reason she gets more conservative on subsequent visits is that she fears "familiarity" and I don't blame her.

I enjoyed all three sessions with her. I'm just into novelty and that's why most of us are here.