Review Kitana @ Blue Lagoon

[Cmm1234534]

I’m finding it hard to trust Blue Lagoon anymore. I’ve been twice now and felt like I’d been catfished each time.

I had looked through their ladies working and saw the picture below of Kitana. I thought to myself, holy shit! I’ve gotta book a time with her. So I called ahead and booked 45 mins with her.

Upon arrival, she was called out to meet me. A woman came out about a minute later and said hi as she was passing by. I didn’t for one second think it was her until she stopped for a second and I asked “Are you Kitana?” Not what I expected at all. Look at her pictures, she looks fit and thick (in a good way). These were obviously from a long time ago. Now, she is quite a big girl. I’d say pushing nearly 190 lbs. Very chubby and an ass that is way too big.

So we went to the back and she had me shower. I was left alone for like 10-15 mins to use a shower with no soap. She showed up and chit chatted real quick before getting started. I was on my stomach and she started “massaging” me. Essentially she just put oil on me and ran her hands over my skin. There was some conversation but nothing great. Never even touched junior while I was in my stomach. She never got in the table for more than a minute either. For what was supposed to be a BS, there wasn’t much of anything at all.

On the flip, the HJ got started. I will say that she did have this smile on her face while she was doing it. And to her credit, she has a HUGE rack and great smile. I’d say like 38F if I had to guess. She said she’s Filipina and German and has this exotic look to her.

I asked her what was allowed and what she felt comfortable with. She said I “nothing inside and don’t touch the kitty.” Not even sucking on nipples of anything. I asked for a Russian and she said “I prefer the view from here” aka no. So boring.

She started the HE so early in the massage that I asked her to focus on something else so that I could finish the HE toward the end of the session. It felt rushed. But I made it all the way to the end. I shot my shot and that was it. We showered separately and I went in my way. Total waste of time and money. I won’t be returning to Blue Lagoon again.

 

[dtm1973]

go see alina

 

[Cmm1234534]

go see alina

She looks like my type for sure. What does she do?

 

[Victor Charlie]

Blue Lagoon's rooms and showers prolly still look like shit..

 

[sexpuppy]

190 pounds? That's a whale.

 

[Cmm1234534]

Blue Lagoon's rooms and showers prolly still look like shit..

Yea they aren’t that great. And the showers have no door so the water just goes everywhere

 

[Cmm1234534]

190 pounds? That's a whale.

I can appreciate a whale if it offers more than just a HE haha

 

[Youngdude1500]

go see alina

You able to give a review of her and what she offers, if you don’t mind?

 

[Jehc]

go see alina

I would also suggest Summer, Audrey, Kiki, or Danielle. Perhaps even Angel

 

[Cmm1234534]

I would also suggest Summer, Audrey, Kiki, or Danielle. Perhaps even Angel

I’ve been with Danielle before. Very nice and great service, but I didn’t find her attractive at all. Looked nothing like her pictures

 

[Jehc]

I’ve been with Danielle before. Very nice and great service, but I didn’t find her attractive at all. Looked nothing like her pictures

Fair enough

 

[dtm1973]

You able to give a review of her and what she offers, if you don’t mind?

sorry
CFS $300 at 50min
BBBJ, Anal, DFK

 

[Chris Rockman]

I’m finding it hard to trust Blue Lagoon anymore. I’ve been twice now and felt like I’d been catfished each time.

I had looked through their ladies working and saw the picture below of Kitana. I thought to myself, holy shit! I’ve gotta book a time with her. So I called ahead and booked 45 mins with her.

Upon arrival, she was called out to meet me. A woman came out about a minute later and said hi as she was passing by. I didn’t for one second think it was her until she stopped for a second and I asked “Are you Kitana?” Not what I expected at all. Look at her pictures, she looks fit and thick (in a good way). These were obviously from a long time ago. Now, she is quite a big girl. I’d say pushing nearly 190 lbs. Very chubby and an ass that is way too big.

So we went to the back and she had me shower. I was left alone for like 10-15 mins to use a shower with no soap. She showed up and chit chatted real quick before getting started. I was on my stomach and she started “massaging” me. Essentially she just put oil on me and ran her hands over my skin. There was some conversation but nothing great. Never even touched junior while I was in my stomach. She never got in the table for more than a minute either. For what was supposed to be a BS, there wasn’t much of anything at all.

On the flip, the HJ got started. I will say that she did have this smile on her face while she was doing it. And to her credit, she has a HUGE rack and great smile. I’d say like 38F if I had to guess. She said she’s Filipina and German and has this exotic look to her.

I asked her what was allowed and what she felt comfortable with. She said I “nothing inside and don’t touch the kitty.” Not even sucking on nipples of anything. I asked for a Russian and she said “I prefer the view from here” aka no. So boring.

She started the HE so early in the massage that I asked her to focus on something else so that I could finish the HE toward the end of the session. It felt rushed. But I made it all the way to the end. I shot my shot and that was it. We showered separately and I went in my way. Total waste of time and money. I won’t be returning to Blue Lagoon again.


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Honestly, this is the typical service standard at premier spas today—lots of rules and restrictions. I guess that's why Asian spas are so popular!