Krystal at SRM - My virgin report

[Beer and TV Olympian]

No, I am not a virgin. Just that this is my first report here at massageplanet.net!

oh_Henry introduced me to SRM last nite and recommended Krystal. I got to meet Micron the owner too but I understand she is straightly "Management" - too bad for us!

My first trip to SRM and what an impression I got with regard to the nice clean rooms and decor. The towels are nice and thick and the shower stalls are immaculate.

In comes Krystal and what a tall girl (5'8" without heels)! She was nice, friendly, motivated, and vocal. I understand some complained that her boobs are not as big as Dolly's but I work on the principal that "anything more than a mouthful is waste" and I definitely think that there are "mouthfuls" available.

I cannot say what happened due to new "reporting restrictions" except that there were no DFK, FS, Greek, etc, etc. But, there were ample other things that I cannot describe (my first language is not English). Krystal worked hard because I was lazy and depressed. However, she cured all that at the end of the session. I must say the stress relieve part was extrordinary and it gets as close to reality as one can ever get! (Did I start to talk like the Prime Minister ??)

I was tempted to do this review as a "war-game" event but decided against it since it would have been very detailed and erotic, subjecting members to masturbations and condemning the review to deletion.

Thanks to oh_Henry, I would definitely repeat with Krystal when I get around to it.

And Micron, book me if you ever want to demonstrate techniques to your staff etc.. (wink, wink)