LaLa Crawlathon numero 4

[Ragend]

Chatting with Petter last night we decided this coming Friday was a good time to arrange a little crawlathon. I have hastily arranged a meeting of the DC (abbreviated so Denver understands), think we might arrange a little pool competition in the middle of the C (another abbreviation), loser gets the shots in, could get a barbie arranged if enough people were interested.

We were a little indecisive whether to go to Bars where DMan hasn't got a ex-gf problem or only to bars where he does, as there is only 62 bars in Lala, we had to go for the latter choice or we'd only have 3 to go to!! so if you do not recognise Dman on the night, it will because he's come disguised as someone else, lets hope its not as a Dawsey or we'll never get the beach cleaned up in time for the surf competition at the weekend!!

For those that havn't been on a Lala crawlathon I suppose I'd better list out a few of the new rules.

Since the Prime Minister declared marshall law you will have to deposit all fire arms at the border crossing on the Tong road just before entering Lala, local mafia have confirmed you will get these back before departure for a very small consideration, (this new law is of course not applicable to any fully paid members of the KBG.)

You may bring mobile phones but should I decide to dance, then these must be immediately switched off, penalty for non compliance is too have to watch Iltis's last recording of my dancing for two hours with no break!!

The wearing of bright gawdy hawaain shirts is not, I repeat, not allowed this time, as since last time we have been inundated here in Lala by shady looking Canadian wild horse riders!!

Please, a note of caution, if a largish Alexi Sayle lookalike offers you a lift home on the back of his bike accompanied by a shady looking Irish geezer, respectfully decline but please do dial 121bovisroadworks 24 hour hotline, as they have laid on special emergency road repair team for the evening.

Oh forgot to mention, if there are any BM's here under the age of 64, please do make a special effort to attend, as your effort will be rewarded by the local Bg's and so will ours for bringing such young bloods into the village!!!

 

[LVLYLASHES]

Hmmmm....but I only got loud Hawaiin shirts.
Ok , if you can lend me a shirt, say a loud long sleeve model in white, with vertical blue stripes , I'll come...You got any of them??

 

[donyang1971]

Hmm, perfect timing! Arrive Patong on Thursday, quiet night at MTB acclimatizing, and then off to Lala-land on Friday.

 

[sugaree]

A fine excuse to test the new breathometer on the Kalim route..

And I am with MC on this.. Shirts nicely ironed and at the ready !!

 

[Misty]

Leaving to Koh Phayam tomorrow, so I will miss this one......................But I'm quite sure the dirty D's can arrange a great crawl................Only bad thing is that it's a lack of LBs in Lala, so you have to do like Denver and bring your own.

I'm sure it will be a fun crawl, and I will try to be there on the next one.

Geir

 

[Sam Y]

hawaiian shirt h:
me no have one.....
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiet
:tuxout:

 

[Lori]

Denpah, Duncan, Deano, Drew (honorary member) we need to arrange a practise run this week to get the route sorted and I've been thinking of a few suprises along the way, this could be the Magical Mystery Crawlathon or the Never a Dull Momentalathon??

Think we need a little bit of downright naughtiness thrown in when they least expect it?? maybe get Evee to help?? could get Marcus to lay on a bit of gruberoo, maybe even bring it to Cats??

Anyway, I do my bestest thinking over a few Tigers, so lets line something up, oh yeah and remind me to tell you about Papillon Bar...................

 

[thedivineoomba]

I will miss it too as I have just submitted my passport for renewal.I will never get into the breakaway state of Kamalia.:rules:

 

[Mine<3]

What day is it today?

 

[huggz]

LaLa Trek IV - The Final Frontier... nice movie.

 

[SF kid]

Ok , thats Snakey, Sledge...Is Petter in ?
You need a lift Sef?
Hobbsy want a birday trip? Major Tom , you on the piss or you still a junkie??
Nicke?
Trent and Senor Dingo??
The D,s are ready...where is yas....

 

[Edward Bongshanks]

unfortunately cant make it this time around but i'm sure there will be some guys to take a pic or two

there's going to be a nice group of BMs in november as well so i hope that there will be a Lala-Crawlathon then as well.

have fun and let us know how it was guys:

 

[stephen518]

Really enjoyed the April Kamalalala Krawlathon and I'd love to be there for next Fridays session. Plenty of pics please guys!

 

[Tiffany Jade]

Thought I'd post a little about last nights crawlathon and as usual after I've had a few beers, alcohol memory loss has cut in and cannot honestly state I remember all of the evening, anyway here's as I remember...

Started my day by going to the local Temple for a rememberance service, very interesting, can't say it should be a touristic thing to do as that would be disrespectful but it was interestinbg to see how it was performed and the set rules etc. We had food afterwards and a nice bottle of red chilean wine, think it was called something Bernardo or da or di, only remember the last bit of its name as it was mine with a letter on the back, I took that as a good omen for the day. I then popped up and showed a very interested potential client one of the villas on a local development that we are managing agents for, that went really well, so was now thinking about that little omen with the wine bottle.

Couple of the guys were then going on to start their own crawlathon, it was about 12 oclock now and wanted me to join them, I declined as I was reckoning that I'd not be in much of a state for later on.

Deano telephoned me at 5.30pm asking if I'd heard if anyone was coming and I said I only saw a post from Snakebite and hadn't had any other texts or messages. He had driven all the way back from Samui and was frankly fed up driving, so he decided he'd let Snakester get over here on a motorcy taxi but that the Dmen good to their word would seforum.xxxe our own crawlathon. None of us had snakes tel number so Deano sent him a pm and we hoped he'd see it.

Deano and I met up in the beer garden at about 6, my mates from earlier were in and they were well pi$$ed, so my decision had worked well, remembered the wine bottle and thought hmm could be a good night!! at about 6.45 Snakester turned up, he said there were about 4 guys at SB and poor old Deano felt bad for most of the night. About 10 minutes later Petter turned up and we were joined by Denver a few minutes later. So a nice group, a few more beers and we decided to order a steak before starting the crawlathon. Duncs arrived mid meal, so now with a full squad of 6 we decided where to go next. Denver had seen a few new girls in Bamboo Bar so we ventured next door to check them out. This bar is strange as soon as you sit and for as long as you are there the girls massage you, doesn't matter what you say to them ,they will not stop until you leave? Snakes girl was a cracker but must not have been his type, Deano's was a ha sip, with a father I'd guess being of african descent, probably US military. Made me think how unlucky is that, she had received all the physical traits that Thai girls dislike, ie black skin, curly hair and the large afro nose still with no bridge, but a nice girl, goodish english and I reckon would be a pleasant change to be with a thai/Black ha sip ha sip bg??

Moved on to Maydens bar, we were not in there for more than about 10 minutes when Snakes had bf'd two girls he had been talking to and was climbing on their bike to go back to his hotel in Tong, we had a good laugh in Mays and then the fab 5 now moved on next door to Moutainview bar. I do not usually like the girls in MV but sat chatting to a really nice looking girl who challenged me to a game of pool, if she lost she'd kiss me all night, she lost, I did give her a second game which she won but cannot remember what my penalty was!!

I decided by now I had been drinking way too fast and it was slowly catching up to me, feck sometimes I am a real lightweight, maybe not sometimes when I think about it!! We moved on up to Broomies for a few cold'uns, not too many good lookers in Broomies at the moment and with that I seem to remember leaving. Can't recall telling anyone, sorry boys if I didn't, got home and sneaked into bed without waking herwhoawakeslateatnightveryunhappily but for some reason in the middle of the night I got out of bed and went to sleep in the lounge in only my grollies. I mention this as it was a bit of a shock for Gee's mum to find me in this state at about 5am when she wakes, oh well had to happen sooner or later.

Anyway got to dash, as just got a call to go pick up a drunken friend, leave the other guys to fill in the blanks!!!

 

[Ethel!]

Sounds like you had a good crawlathon. Maybe the "priceless" pics(posted soon...(?)) will bring last night memories in your mind better

 

[Henry Spencer]

Does she have blond tipped highlights to her curly hair ??

If so I think I spied her recently and thought she looked like a very interesting diversion.. Reminded me of the creole look and I do have a thing for the dusky maidens.

Might need to go do some more running in of the new bike engine.

 

[execglenn]

Jungle Fever!!!

 

[ULTIMUS]

When am I going to Ranong?

I've nothing ironed you know?

Friday, what day is that?

 

[hello doctor]

Just a quick word on road safety. It was decided by me, in conjunction with Deano, that me, at 130+ and two girls at a combined 90? on a motorbike over the hills to Patong was not so smart, so we got a tuk-tuk instead. In regards to the lady in Bamboo, she was really good looking, but I found it poor form to lave the crawlathon so soon. However, the two dirty wenches in the other bar, made my ideas about form go flying.
On the subject of picking someone for the night in Kamala, Star Trek's old line comes to mind, slightly changed; "To boldly go where Denver has gone before."

 

[.:*:.[=TigraBoo =].:*:.]

Can't remember Lil but there can only be one of them in Lala let alone Bamboo Bar, forgot to mention she did have one (two) assets thai girls do like and not possess!!! as for creole looking, yes spot on description.

But if your bike needs a run out I reckon you should dust it off very soon, as I might have just unknowingly commenced an ad campaign for her!!!