Leah_mpa drinking game

[Pompal 09.]

Every time she says whacker, have a shot of your favourite liquor.

 

[cheyenne]

What about, everytime she has a cheeseburger?

 

[MOMMY SINCE 07-31-09]

With or without Cranberry Juice ?

VBB

 

[John V]

Lmao!

 

[bowgie]

Hey, she livens up this section!

 

[old know all]

I agree with you there. Our massage community has become just as boring as the other boards as of late.

 

[???? ???? ???? ??j?]

Wow!!! A whole thread dedicated to me!!!! Thanks Rusty!!! Well, I can't disappoint you guys then. Hmmm. Let's see. How 'bout a glass of Bailey's (my favourite drink) everytime I say 'whack' in the following joke??? (Some of you might have heard this joke before though since it IS a pretty popular whacker joke.)

A father decides to take his son to a whackhouse in Whackland for his 18th birthday. They get there and they're greeted by a mamasan. The son is nervous 'cuz he's a really shy boy and have never been even NEAR a girl. So he asks his father what to do. His father tells him not to worry. He says that he's going to be led into one of the rooms by the mamasan and a whacker's gonna come in. He tells his son to just get naked, lie on the bed, and tell the whacker he wants the 69 position. The son asks his father what a "69 position" is, and his father replies, "don't worry, the whacker will show you. It's lots of fun." Soon, the mamasan returns, and the son is led away to a beautiful room. He undresses and lies on the bed. After a few minutes, a whacker comes in. The son tells her he wants the 69 position. The whacker says "no problem" and starts to undress. The son is really excited bc he has never seen such a beautiful girl before. So she gets on the bed, gets into the 69 position when all of the sudden, she farts. She says, "oops", hops off the bed, embarrassed, opens the window, and flaps her arms around. After a minute or so, she shuts the window, gets back onto the bed, gets in the 69 position when all of the sudden, she farts again. She says "oops" again, hops off the bed, opens the window, and flaps her arms around again. After another minute or so, she shuts the window, turns around, only to find the son getting dressed. "What's wrong?", she asks. The son replies, "I really don't know what the heck my dad's thinking, but you must be nuts if you think I'm gonna let you do that to me another 67 times!!!"

 

[cassandra007]

I would prefer to lick her myself

 

[yellowstar171]

How's about a picture?

Jack?

 

[sheriff]

Cute!

 

[radamclaren]

9 variation of "whack". Damn, I'm drunk already and that was just one post.

 

[dantexvergil]

I'll have a Leah with a twist of lime, please.

 

[Deeana]

Martini, dry, whacked, not stirred.

 

[HEY]

Ope... Got another funny joke for you guys for my drinking game. This time, you can choose your own favourite drink. One drink for everytime I say "prostitution". Here goes...

A man is driving along when he took a wrong turn and got totally lost. (Must've been my driver.) So he continues driving along and finally gets back onto the highway. So he's driving along the highway when all of the sudden, he sees a sign which reads: "Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution. Straight ahead." Thinking he's seeing things, he continues driving along. After about 4 minutes of driving, he sees another sign: "Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostition. Straight ahead." The man is shocked. Perhaps he's had a little too much to drink. He continues driving and soon, he sees another sign: "Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution. Turn Right Here." The man cannot believe his eyes so he decides to make a right and follow the sign. Soon, he reaches a humongous church-like building with a huge sign which reads: "Welcome to the Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution. Please Ring Bell." So the man gets out of his car and rings the bell. He waits. Soon, a beautiful woman dressed as a nun open the door. "Welcome to the Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution. Can I collect the $150 door fee please?" Seeing how beautiful the woman was, nun or no nun, he decides he wants to f*ck her. So he quickly digs into his wallet and hands over the $150. She tells him to follow her, which he does. She locks the door behind him and she leads him up the stairs, down the hallway, down the stairs, down another hallway, up the stairs again, until she reaches another door. She rings the bell and waits. Soon, another beautiful woman, also dressed as a nun opens the door. She was even more beautiful than the first. The first one says to the man, "follow her, she'll take care of you." So the man goes through the door and follows the second nun. The second nun flashes her beautiful perfect smile at him. "Welcome to the Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution. Can I collect the $100 tip before we start?" Without hesitation, the man hands her the $100. She tells him to follow her, which he does... down the hallway, up the stairs, down the stairs, down another hallway, 'til they reach another door. The nun says to him. "Go through this door, there's another short passageway and another door. Go through that door and wait for me there. I just need to freshen up." The man is real excited now. He goes through the door. Door slams shut behind him. Goes through the passageway... found the second door and goes through the second door. The door slams shut behind him. He looks around and found himself outside the building. He turn around and looks at the door that had just shut behind him. On it, was a sign which read: "Thank you for visiting the Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution. You just got f*cked!!!"

 

[Terry Z]

hilarious!!!! thanks Leah!