Lotus - Major Mac & Yonge

[Pompal 09.]

This is my first review so please bear with me.

I've been to this place quite a few times in the last couple of years and it's always hit and miss. It's on Yonge just north of Major Mac beside the old Fantasia place on the second floor of a computer store. You seem to get different attendants every time you go there and although this isn't always bad, sometimes you'd like to repeat when you find a good attendant. Before someone jumps down my throat by asking me if it's hit and miss why do i bother going there, I'll say that I have had some good experiences.
I was there last Saturday night and was met by Celia?? Cecelia?? Sissy?? I couldn't really understand her. She's a mid thirties asian, 5' 3" or so, long dark hair, small breasts, slim. While not unattractive she isn't the best looking asian woman I've seen but not bad. I opted for a 30min session, $40. She asks me to get undressed and she'll be back. After 5 minutes she arrives in the room and proceeds with the massage. Worst massage I've ever had! I thought she was trying to peel the skin off my back, scratching, pinching etc. Lets just say it didn't really relax me but I wasn't exactly there for the massage. It's always nice to get a good one but what the hell. After about 10 minutes she asks if I want any extras so I tell her a bodyslide. She then informs me that she doesn't like doing bodyslides. I was a little taken aback as I've never encountered this before and before I could respond she offers a different service beyond bodyslide, I think everyone knows what I mean. I've never been offered this before either but I do accept. She wants the money right then, so I have to hop off the damn table, search for my wallet and hand her the money, kind of spoiled the moment a little. Well 5 minutes later the deed is done. A quick clean-up and she asks me to get dressed. Hey didn't I pay for 30 minutes? Considering the alternative was more of that back rub I quickly got dressed and left. She did say that she usually works out of Missisisauga and was filling in that night and probably some more Saturdays as well. Needless to say not the best experience I've had but I know I take my chances going there.
I think my next trip will be to IT, I need to try the more established places as people suggest on here instead of trying to find an out of the way gem.

Ratings:

MP - 6 out of 10 No showers in the rooms and was not offered one anywhere else. The place isn't exactly dirty but it isn't even in the same universe as some of the rooms I've see on websites for HFH or IT etc.

MPA - 7 out of 10 I like asian women so I may be a little biased here. She had a good body, no fat at all, kind of toned for mid thirties. She wasn't the prettiest but not ugly either.

Massage 1 out of 10 See above.

Release - 6 out of 10 Kind of mechanical and quick

Be gentle, remember my first review.