Mamacita's Massage

[Rayle]

Greetings fellow hobbyists:

In the past I've offered reviews of a couple of the ladies at Mamacita's Massage. (Website is http://www.mamacitasmassage.com)

Last week I went there to take advantage of the advertisement listed in the Edmonton Sun which states that the visit (for 150) was "all inclusive."

They have had similar ads in the past, which list the "all inclusive" for rates that have varied from 180 on down.

When I went in this time, I was greeted by Kelly, an attractive dark skinned lady. I accepted her offer to stay for a massage. After taking a brief shower, she asked me if I was there for the "160 or 180". The 180 was her going rate for an "all inclusive" which is what I accepted.

After laying on the table, she began her massage, which I will state was not the best I have ever had. In fact, it consisted of her pouring oil onto me then running her hands over me, similar to how you would run your hands over a table or chair, that is, with no real feeling at all.

She seemed to be bored with the whole thing and simply wanted to get to the "main event" to get it over with.

After about 5 or 10 minutes she had me turn over and we proceeded. We went to it through a couple of positions and ended up with a "happy ending," however it wasn't as satisfying as it could have been. She didn't say anything at all and barely moved during the whole thing.

She had about as much enthusiasm as a blow-up doll and I think one of those would have been a more active participant.

After the main event, I was ignored and basically made to feel unwelcome in the place. When I said "thank you," to her, she just looked at me and said, "whatever", gathered up the sheet and towel and walked out of the room.

I don't believe that I was unpleasant or rude to her at all during the visit. I was surprised by her attitude as I am... or perhaps I should say at this point WAS... a semi-regular for the place.

OK, down to the numbers for Kelly:

Looks - 9/10
Attitude - 2/10
Service - 3/10
Return - 2/10

Basically a 20% chance at this point whether or not I would return to there.

But that's just how I see it.

Storm

 

[Floyd]

Thus the difference between the higher end studios in Edmonton and the bottom feeders like Mamasitas. Studios like this are so desperate for warm bodies that they will hire just about any girl, such as the case with Kelly.

 

[Volleyballcutie2009]

Hey Mick,

Sounds like she's not going to be on your christmas card list ;-)


Jim

 

[Jacobo]

I visited Mamascitas a week or 2 ago, different girl but the same ending.
In fact the experince was so unmemorable,I can not remember the girls name.
She was was not rude or unpleasent, just not into service. I think Mick is spot on, pay a little more and go to one of the better places.

 

[eyJude]

2little2late, which girl did you see when you were there?

I like the darker skinned ladies and was thinking of going there in the future. Heard some good things about Ruby and keeping an eye open for another opinion or two on her.

 

[Illana M]

I'm surprized you come away from there disappointed!

The owner, Jasmin has a way of making my knees wobbly.
I have to admit that most of the girls havn't taken any instruction though.

Kelly left me a little wanting as well, but Ruby put a smile on my face.

Good luck!

I don't like the phrase "bottom feeders".
If we show interest in their services and then disparage them we are hypocrits.

If you take up your disappointment with Jasmin, I'd bet things will get sorted out.