Massage Etiquette and Questions

[snowlilly23]

Hi All,

Posted this in another thread - but realised it would probably get lost or missed. I am a newbie in every sense of the word in relation to these forums.

My Situation

I have been tentatively been given the green light from the wife for a massage with benefits - well it's more like an orange light - as in she doesn't mind, but equally doesn't want to know about it (See no evil - hear no evil). Needless to say I am a little excited as I have never participated in the previous visits. It's a pity i can't convince her though!

However - I have a couple of q's i was hoping some kind BM's could answer!

I note some places say that you should barter before hand for the extra - however other's just say you leave a 500bht tip - which is what i'd prefer to do - i guess I'm a little shy in talking about it up front. (Hypocrisy i know)

Secondly - ummm - and this is awkward to ask - what happens "at the end" - it would be a bit confronting going back to the hotel with my chest hair matted!!

Lastly - looking through some posts - I think Bali Hai on Sawatdirak might be place of visitation - any other experiences there?

Thanks in advance

 

[Annamazing.!]

Or maybe just ignored! :

 

[shottayout]

Touche`

The BM's on here are too nice for that! es:

 

[theoneandonlycharlotte]

who said that?

 

[Bonkers D. Bobcat]

1. There are different levels of "benefits" that you can procure. Been given the orange light for all variations?

2. As for the "matted chest hair", refer (1). Seforum.xxxe 2 and 3 "benefits" will get around this problem 5555555

3. Most premises will have some form of shower (varying from basic Thai-style, to something approximating Western-style). Ask before you go in.

I like to shower after an oil massage, otherwise it's sort of a slippery walk back to the hotel.

 

[Tuddy]

Definitely seforum.xxxe 1 benefits only i would say!!!

I probably wouldn't go seforum.xxxe 2 anyway

also do you give the 500baht tip (or whatever is appropriate) to the masseusse or to the front counter

 

[Little Lyn]

Give the tip to your masseusse.




And you are a bit of a slippery character Bello

 

[anlibeth2000]

I fail to understand how permission gets enforced behind the curtains.. Shes gonna be accepting or pissed either way..

 

[fizzyfitzy]

Yeah also be careful it's not a trick to find out if you would do it or not,

 

[Harvey]

i don't do guilt well!!


i appreciate my q's are pretty basic - but for a newbie - would appreciate any contributions

also - my wife and i are keen just to go to a bar and chat to the girls - having read the concept of a lady drink on here - as long as we buy drinks for ourselves and a girl - i assume they'll still have a chin wag with us - even if we tell them we aren't interested in the frivolities?

 

[Johnny P]

Sounds like your wife might be a bit "curious" herself.

Gives you the green light for a massage and wants to go and "talk" to the girls.?!?!?!?!?!?

Buy a bottle of Sang Som and after a few your luck might be in for some extra bedroom company. :mdr:

 

[Observer]

Why not practice on your wife first?

That way she will know exactly what you are getting... and she will get a tip! Tell her you'll take her for some Lady Drinks later as well... get all romantic... :

Seriously. Just go and do it... It will all happen quite smoothly. Tip the massage lady as soon as she has finished wiping you down...

 

[MagicFlakes]

Trust me - i have pushed that for a while - and it's a definite no go -much to my chagrin.

however - she finds the whole thing fascinating!!

 

[SkepDoc 2.0]

i think she sees this as her time out!!

 

[R0B0T]

One touch of your knob may be an accident. 2 or more (or a grab of the tackle) game on. Another one for my growing list 555555555555

 

[Pompal 09.]

the girls at the bars are great
your wife and you will be warmly welcomed and sometimes you will get a better reaction and they will be a little less tense because they knwo you are just having a chat

 

[an anonymous female]

yer the bar girls will treat you and your misses very well, they will try and get drinks off of you by beating you at connect 4 or one of the other game they play.
with the massage just walk around and find the hottest girl that offers you 1 and go with her, she will 99% of the time offer you special when you roll over onto your back, or just ask when the girls on the streets ask you for massage.
go your hardest mate, you'll luv it!

 

[China Man]

Much easier to negotiate rate without a hard on. Once they get you inside and on your stomach, and their fingers are lightly going where no fingers should go, you are screwed. Especially after you turn over and they say "oh, you strong man", and you are thinking to yourself, Gee i don't even pump iron, why does she think I am strong.:happy:

 

[natural glow]

Or you could let your wife negociate at this point. Might not do you much good but at least she might tidy up afterwards. Oh those scatter cushions.

 

[RN2B]

I’m sure your mrs. is just letting you do it because she knows you want to and is upset that you want another girl to do it, so has little choice but to give you an orange or green light as you’ll either do it anyway, or you’ll not do it and end up subconsciously treating her with a bit of resentment that she’s stopping you from doing what you want to do. She may well be hurt you’d want another girl touching you like that. If she really didn’t mind she’d given you a green light without thinking about it, perhaps ages ago. IMO tell to take a 1 day course at wat-po or if you’re not in BKK some other massage shop that might offer lessons. Then the next day get her to give you a massage with her new learned techniques and get her to do a happy ending. IMO that’s one way to get around it, you get what you want (kind of) and she pleases her man, which should make her happy as she may assume her man no longer wants another woman touching him like that. Might bring you closer?

Alternatively if you’re wife says no she can’t be bothered, Then go see the massage girl 5555. as she’s obviously not THAT concerned that she’d want to do what she could to ‘stop’ you so to speak.